How much do you pay your maid? How often does she come clean? What all does she clean? How big is your house?
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My wife does all the cleaning while I'm at work. We've have had the need for a maid.
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My wife does all the cleaning while I'm at work. We've have had the need for a maid.
Sounds like you need a new wife if she sucks at cleaning so bad that you need a maid. What is she doing all day that she can't accomplish her simple cleaning duties?
I bet it's the mailman.
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My wife does all the cleaning while I'm at work. We've have had the need for a maid.
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My wife does all the cleaning while I'm at work. We've have had the need for a maid.
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more important things to do
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more important things to do
Sandwiches?
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more important things to do
Sandwiches?
You're one kinky *******!
quote:Went from hottest chick in the school to scrubbing toilets for a living? Apparently she didn't read the Hot Chicks guide to becoming a Trophy Wife.
Ok $80/visit seems reasonable, plus she'll wash sheets and do windows. And she's hot. She's a few years older than me, and growing up, she was always the hottest chick in school, so that's worth something.
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Went from hottest chick in the school to scrubbing toilets for a living? Apparently she didn't read the Hot Chicks guide to becoming a Trophy Wife.
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Went from hottest chick in the school to scrubbing toilets for a living? Apparently she didn't read the Hot Chicks guide to becoming a Trophy Wife.
Or she is a terrible lay.... Or she doesn't use all her orifices... or she got caught boning the pool boy and kicked to the curb without a golden parachute....
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Went from hottest chick in the school to scrubbing toilets for a living? Apparently she didn't read the Hot Chicks guide to becoming a Trophy Wife.
Or she is a terrible lay.... Or she doesn't use all her orifices... or she got caught boning the pool boy and kicked to the curb without a golden parachute....
Or could be FTI's side piece that he has now justified into being in his house should the wife come home unexpectantly one day