BENJAMIN KNOX WEARS JORTS!!!!!!

Wow. I've got snot running out my nose.

I am imagining Knox trying to register and defend himself, only to find that both Benjamin Knox AND Ben Knox have already posted on this thread.

Someone snatch up b.knox real quick-like so he ain't got shet.

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This one could use some paint on those overalls.

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Good stuff

i don't know how to use PS but i want someone to do one of those 1970s reflection type photos like the example below...but use rev's head like the one in the original post

has Knoxie ever painted the "sabre incident"?...that would have gone well at the alamo

This isn't funny.

It isn't just funny, it's freaking hilarious!

That was genius work.

This thread is one of the high points of TexAgs history. Keep it up Ags!!!

ttt

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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." - Heady Lamarr

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It's Hedley.








Great thread BTW. Classic.

It was a sad, sad day when Mr. 96 had to trade in his Texas driver's license for one of these

good work Mr Knox

haven't posted on the GB in ages, but this is as good of reason as any. Great thread

Humpit N. Yellags, LOL at the Tech/Texas game above! Love the flying tortillas and the guy on the motorcycle (?) in the left bottom corner. So random! Knoxified works need to be loaded with a little bit of everything. I've decided every one I do will have a few Aggie rings strewn about, whether it makes sense or not.

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I have some ideas, but no photoshop.
BJ Holmes and Deandre as the couple in American Gothic, but with BJ as the (taller) farmer. Reed Arena replacing the house in the background.
Napolean Crossing the St. Bernard with Turgeon's face photoshopped over Napoleon's and a ghostly image of Gillispie in the background sky, and Reveille running along at the horse's feet.
I think perhaps the ultimate irony would be to Knox Newman's Vir Heroicus Sublimis.

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aero ag 2010, I don't have Photoshop either, but you'd be surprised what you can do with good old MS Paint. Sort of.

Barnett Newman's Vir Heroicus Sublimis, eh? Yup, I'd say Newman is the antithesis of Knox:



I took up your challenge, but only indirectly. I used the piece in this abstract work. I call it "Newman's Nightmare". To have one's masterpiece become a target of Knoxing would be enough to drive a good-hearted minimalist insane:




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oh wow

ding dang! look at you Servo! Thats actually pretty creative and disturbing all at once!

"Knoxed Out" Collage

This is composed of 100% authentic Ben Knox paintings.

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Wow this thread is awesome! I will try to post something good later.



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Why are you people wasting your time editing/photoshopping paintings of his to make fun of him?!?!?!

Just post the stuff he's done:



1) No depth perception at all.
2) Hey, why did only draw half of the arc at the top of the key?!?!
3) Why does the top of the key have a flat top?
4) Look at that basketball goal stand?!?!
5) Look at that three-point line on top-side... follow it's path to the base line and then see how much space is between it and the sideline.
6) Check out #10. Where he is would be 2-feet from Sideline. Now check out BCG. He's almost on the court. #10 must be 8 feet tall.
7) Acie took that shot from where #10 is standing!!!!
8) Oh yeah, apparently the hanging scoreboard is no longer over the middle of the court.



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Elena saves Red Raider's younger and gayer sibling, H.R. Pufnstuf, from the dreadful blood thirsty Zorro!

LMAO this thread is great

So awesome this thread.

Wasn't that scoreboard not even installed until the following fall?

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1) No depth perception at all.
2) Hey, why did only draw half of the arc at the top of the key?!?!
3) Why does the top of the key have a flat top?
4) Look at that basketball goal stand?!?!
5) Look at that three-point line on top-side... follow it's path to the base line and then see how much space is between it and the sideline.
6) Check out #10. Where he is would be 2-feet from Sideline. Now check out BCG. He's almost on the court. #10 must be 8 feet tall.
7) Acie took that shot from where #10 is standing!!!!
8) Oh yeah, apparently the hanging scoreboard is no longer over the middle of the court.

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9) The white guys hand is like a little gimp hand compared to the others in the "sky".

this would commemorate fran well

Please tell me this is a Photoshop. Please!!!!!!!! This has to be

Any more of these in the works?