So I'm sitting in the blind stewing a bit because my morning hunt has been, and will continue to be, worthless since the herd decided to set up shop around my feeders. It's a random Thursday morning and I'm at the lease hunting, so I'm not trying to complain too much, but now I'm scheming a way to "shoo" these guys away. The only thing I can think of is a quality air rifle that would be accurate to 50-75ish yards, pack enough punch to encourage the cows to move it along, and most importantly, not get me kicked off the lease. I fully admit my ignorance on air rifles and herding cattle, so if this idea is hilariously bad, then have a laugh at my expense... but I'm posting this from the blind on a gorgeous morning.

Crap, obviously meant this one to go to outdoors...

More like IBombedTheRecruitingBoard, amirite?!?!?!