Nickname for Hefner

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allMondjoy
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"The Aggie Playboy"
(For you new army folks, nickname comes from Hugh Hefner, founder of Playboy.)
FarmerJohn
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Maybe something a little less rapey?
Luke The Drifter
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Or something people under the age of 50 will understand.
But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint. Isaiah 40:31 (NIV)
Charlie Murphy
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Is that supposed to be clever or funny?
94chem
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Luke The Drifter said:

Or something people under the age of 50 will understand.


Or something people over the age of 50 won't be disgusted by.
94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough
Luke The Drifter
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94chem said:

Luke The Drifter said:

Or something people under the age of 50 will understand.


Or something people over the age of 50 won't be disgusted by.


Well, yea…that too.
But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint. Isaiah 40:31 (NIV)
Method Man
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ONG ROTFL LMAO
Muy
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How about "Opie"?
bobinator
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I don't get it
txaggieacct85
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What don't you get?
maroonthrunthru
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How about just…
Hugh
WaldoWings
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Luke The Drifter said:

Or something people under the age of 50 will understand.


Man I didn't realize how time has gotten away from me. It's hard to believe or accept that the world has changed so much that people can hear "Hefner" and not immediately have the bunny imagine, velvet pajamas and nudie magazines come to mind.
halfastros81
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3* Assassin.
milner79
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Last night at one point, the TV announcer called him 2 White.
WallyWonka
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maroonthrunthru said:

How about just…
Hugh



How about Huge Hefner.

It may help him get more dates.
Schrute Farms
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Hayden Rizzner
Commander Gorn
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The Red Rocket
cs69ag
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I think Buzz calls him "H"
LB12Diamond
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Bunny Slippers

Velvet Robe

Lots of options
TopoTacos
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There have been a number of documentaries/tell-alls from former playmates recently and it paints a pretty disgusting picture of assault/exploitation of those women by Hef.

Probably not something the students nor Hayden himself want to lean into…
GoodAg Paulie
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txaggieacct85 said:

What don't you get?

Associating him with a playboy......I dont get the supposed clever connection either.
AG81
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Um......why?
Mike Elko
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White Chocolate
Method Man
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More like white vanilla.
Method Man
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Hef had a really nice layup.
waltonhall95
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ESL!
DeangeloVickers
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Hayden "Cant Grow a Beard" Hefner
DeangeloVickers
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Nederland Nessie

Sometimes he's there....sometimes he's not
Method Man
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What's up with the sleeves? Doesn't have tattoos?
rrtodds
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Muy said:

How about "Opie"?
I've been calling him "Opie" since he arrived. Not that anyone would know other than close sports friends or family.
Sam75
halfastros81
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Google Hugh Hefner
Muy
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rrtodds said:

Muy said:

How about "Opie"?
I've been calling him "Opie" since he arrived. Not that anyone would know other than close sports friends or family.


As Eddie Murphy says. "Opie Cunningham"
TexasAGGIEinAR
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Might be the most cringeworthy thread I've looked at. Not everyone needs a nickname.
85AustinAg
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Buzz has nicknames for all of the players. What does he call Heffner? That's your answer.
unmade bed
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"Coach on the court"
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