I was recently reminded of BumWine.com and remember laughing so much at the descriptions. Thought others might get a laugh too.
http://www.bumwine.com/
http://www.bumwine.com/
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Call them bum wines, street wines, fortified wines, wino wines, or twist-cap wines.
Whatever you call these beverages for the economical drunkard, this page explores the top five.
So curl up on a heating duct and enjoy...