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Coming home from the bar + frozen pizza + sofa = charcoal briquet. Fortunately I woke up when it just started to smoke and before the smoke alarm went off. It was my first efficiency apartment right out of school and the whole place smelled like burnt ass for a couple of days.
Like a dumbass, I agreed to make my aunt's city-renowned biscochos for my SIL's niece's quincenera. I'm at bro and SIL's house and very quickly get up to my hairline in flour, dough, and anger. SIL is "helping." At some point I ask for the oven to be turned on, and one of them does it. I forget who did what, but whomever turned it on was NOT the one who put several packs of hot dog and hamburger buns in the oven. Something about out of room or counter space or some such.
Hey, what's that smell?
Oh, it's just the oven warming up.
A few minutes later I pushed the issue and one of them went to check. Extra toasted buns and melted plastic E V E R Y W H E R E inside the oven. So then the fight started over why didn't you check first versus why the F did you put buns in the oven. Ya Ike and Tina, settle it later, clean the ******* oven so we can get this done. We were on the hook for something stupid like 40 dozen of those damn things. Took so damn long to just get started it was about five years before I could eat one again.
One Easter I was making pot roa..., err brisket in the oven. It's almost more of a carne deshebrada kind of thing. Marinate it overnight and then let it go low and slow in the oven. We were eating early so I got up early, put it in the oven, set my alarm, and went back to sleep. Woke up before the alarm went off and the whole house smelled like brisket, in a good way. Nodded off again. Woke up again still before the alarm and it smelled different, a little like burning. Run into the kitchen in just boxers half blind with no contacts in and see the marinade was dripping off the foil cover and hitting the bottom of the oven. It was starting to burn and smoke a bit. I opened the door and the smoke cloud hit me and then the smoke alarm. I get the windows opened and fanned the alarm and it stopped.
I went to adjust the foil and bumped the pan spilling more marinade/meat juice. This time I got a big ol' smoke cloud and the smoke alarm went off. It didn't occur to me right away that the smoke alarm going off was the one tied to my security system, and not the house ones. This was brought to my attention when the alarm system went off. I get it shutoff and go back to the dripping disaster in the oven. Smoke alarm goes off again setting the alarm system off again. I'm running back and forth across the house trying to hold burning juice containment, fanning smoke detectors and entering codes at the alarm panel, half blind and in my underwear,
At some point my phone starts ringing. I started to ignore it but then realized it would be the security company because the smoke alarm had gone off. In running to the kitchen the first time, I knocked my phone off the nightstand. I managed to find it under the bed and answer it right before it went to voicemail. I later learned in another incident the hot bun SIL isn't the best at answering rollover calls from my security company. ('Oh yeah, your alarm company called me like last week or so..."). There was a 99% chance FD was a coming had I not answered. I wound up finishing the meat at my parents' house and considering moving.