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JTrainsBabyCousin
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But last night I put beans in the pot of chili I was cooking for the first time and realized that it was perhaps the dumbest decision I've ever made in my 29 years on Earth.
PFG
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I don't put beans in my chili.

That said, I stopped the bean hate a few years ago. I was ragging on bean-in-chili peeps when I was told they grew up eating chili that way bc it stretched the pot. Money was tight. Too tight for all mean chili.

Insert foot in mouth.

Anyway, just making a point to say there are more than 1 reason why people add beans to the pot.
bam02
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My wife insists on beans in chili. I've gotten to where I don't mind it at all.
JTrainsBabyCousin
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bam02 said:

My wife insists on beans in chili. I've gotten to where I don't mind it at all.
You whipped son!
AlaskanAg99
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^username checks out.

Ain't no problem with beans in chili. I've always viewed chili as trail food, and thus adding re-hydrated beans is totally legit. Whatever stretches the pot and is temperature stable.

Personally I add kidney beans and black beans just for **** and giggles. But no other beans cuz that's just immoral.
aTm '99
rhoswen
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One of the dumbest arguments in the history of the internet. That, and the whole kolache/klobasnek argument.
Just stop.
Max Power
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The beans argument is dumb, chili is one of those dishes that can be continuously customized till you get it just right for your taste. I've made it with ground beef, chuck, buffalo, pork, turkey, kidney beans, black beans, corn, spicy, mild, and so on. The only violation of chili rules that exists to me is vegetarian chili, but if that's what you want, then make it and enjoy.
BSD
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My philosophy on this is simple. If it tastes a good, I'll eat it.
Bruce Almighty
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I love beans, but hate beans in chili.
I love raisins, but hate raisins in cookies.
I love nuts, but hate nuts in brownies.

That being said, people that say chili isn't chili if it has beans are just being dumb.
Duncan Idaho
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Do what you want, but I ain't eating it if it has beans
Tanya 93
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Duncan Idaho said:

Do what you want, but I ain't eating it if it has beans



You would go hungry rather than eat it?
PFG
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Quote:

That, and the whole kolache/klobasnek argument. Just stop

Why is this a silly argument? Do you want me to call your truck a car? Do you drink your coffee from a bowl? Do you wear a pair of sun watches on your face when outside?

The kolache argument is MUCH more relevant bc its words that have been *******ized by city folk who don't care to know the correct vocabulary.
BSD
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AG
WGAS
Bruce Almighty
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PFG said:

Quote:

That, and the whole kolache/klobasnek argument. Just stop

Why is this a silly argument? Do you want me to call your truck a car? Do you drink your coffee from a bowl? Do you wear a pair of sun watches on your face when outside?

The kolache argument is MUCH more relevant bc its words that have been *******ized by city folk who don't care to know the correct vocabulary.


Meanings of words change, especially when involving two languages. It's been that way through recorded history.
rhoswen
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I'll engage

If the dealership says "hey look! We sell large cars but the back end isn't closed in so it's a bed for transporting stuff and we are calling it a moonmobile! Wanna buy it?" I'll say sure, I'll buy one of them there moonmobiles!
superunknown
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Quote:


The kolache argument is MUCH more relevant bc its words that have been *******ized by city folk who don't care to know the correct vocabulary.


Damn dude, settle down. Nobody cares what you call a pig in a blanket.

PFG
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Lol
jah003
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Been making chili with beans for 10 years. It's delicious. No ragrets...
rilloaggie
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We found the virgin...
PFG
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Nah man. Go ask your mother.
Duncan Idaho
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Tanya 93 said:

Duncan Idaho said:

Do what you want, but I ain't eating it if it has beans



You would go hungry rather than eat it?


Yeah.
Potcake
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AG
Good. Enjoy your cornbread.
Joe Exotic
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Tanya 93 said:

Duncan Idaho said:

Do what you want, but I ain't eating it if it has beans



You would go hungry rather than eat it?


I love chili but always skip out on it if served with beans.
ILikeTacos
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PFG said:

Nah man. Go ask your mother.


Well that escalated quickly...
Duncan Idaho
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Potcake said:

Good. Enjoy your cornbread.

Glad we agree. I pass on stuff I don't like all the time.

I am sure Tanya happily chows down on a BLT with ranch dressing every time one is served.

Tanya 93
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If you don't eat beans at all, that comparison makes sense.

If you do eat them, then it is just stupid posturing in order to act like a bad ass Texan.
Duncan Idaho
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I don't eat beans.
Rexter
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I made chili this evening. A pot for me with beans..a pot for the wife and kid without beans. I need the fiber, and I can blame the stank on the dog.
Joe Exotic
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Tanya 93 said:

If you don't eat beans at all, that comparison makes sense.

If you do eat them, then it is just stupid posturing in order to act like a bad ass Texan.


I like a lot of foods separately that I don't like together. Or that ****up the authenticity of a dish. I love Chinese hot oil but I'm not going to put it in Italian food. I'll use red pepper for that since it's more to the style, even though the oil would probably taste pretty good.
Ogre09
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Beans in chili is authentic...



I like beans in my chili for the reasons mentioned in this thread: it stretches out the dish by using a low cost filler and it adds in fiber to help it move through my intestines better.

I usually warm up a pot of Ranch Style beans while I'm cooking my chili, and anyone who wants can mix some in their bowl.
Professor Frick
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although this formula doesn't always hold up, in this case it works just fine:

Beans taste good

Chili tastes good

Beans + chili tastes good.


You neverbeaners are just sad
HTownAg98
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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

Tanya 93 said:

If you don't eat beans at all, that comparison makes sense.

If you do eat them, then it is just stupid posturing in order to act like a bad ass Texan.


I like a lot of foods separately that I don't like together. Or that ****up the authenticity of a dish. I love Chinese hot oil but I'm not going to put it in Italian food. I'll use red pepper for that since it's more to the style, even though the oil would probably taste pretty good.

I use fish sauce in my tomato sauce. If it tastes good, do it.
tlfw378
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I don't like beans. I don't ever eat beans. If you put beans in the chili, I will not eat it. No big deal, you can have it. I will find something else to eat.

ILikeTacos
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tlfw378 said:

I don't like beans. I don't ever eat beans. If you put beans in the chili, I will not eat it. No big deal, you can have it. I will find something else to eat.




Great! At least with this special snowflake they aren't entitled.
Ag_07
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I sometimes put beans in chili.

Hell I even sometimes put potatoes in my chili.

Customize it and make it however you please. WGAS
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