Splitag said:
Anyone who claims pulled pork is better than brisket should have to use their real name and be publicly shamed! In a time when you are allowed to be offended by anything and everything, I can guarantee you that I am VERY OFFENDED!!! (maybe even triggered)
I've got my pitchfork and torches ready too. I love bacon, but outside of that...I can easily throw away the pig. I hate pulled pork. I also hate beans...so keep that bleep out of my chili....
That should about start the riot....