your post reminds me of a textbook slow play pet peeve -> the group that is playing slow as ****, realizes they are slow, but are determined to not let anyone thru and will go as far as getting off the teebox with a sense of urgency to avoid an interaction with you. That rush off the teebox while avoiding eye contact is a classic dbag move. It's the only sense of pace and urgency you'll see from them all day. Slow but determined to hold their place.