Let me take this opportunity to give back to this community. I feel strongly about this and think this can improve your quaility of life as well.
If well received we may have to institute some regular offering to improve the lives of our Rivalries brethern.
Today's topic: Huggies Unscented Wet Wipes
Dear Friends,
If you are a frequent traveler & suffer from "chile pepper starfish syndrome" or are sensitive to the chaffing from industrial strength limestone laced cornhole wipe I have a suggestion that will improve your life walk tremendously.
Normal ace wipe, if not thoroughly utilized can lead to chaffing, nugget deposits, the tennesse peak (a dook deposit at the top of the crack), and a general malaise of the bung region that can be a pre-cursor to liquid growler trails if sweating occurs within four to six hours.
Please note that this can further be accentuated with the following regional conditions.
- Gonadal McEnroe - if your ball sacular has a plume resembling the former tennis player or the PBS painter with the Mo Bigsley afro.
- A$$ spackling aka The Ugandan Mudlside - if you are a moderate to heavy drinker who still maintains a diet rich in proteins you might have a condition of emergent lower intestinal ejaculation which forces the sufferer to rush immediately to the throne and lean his head back to avoid backsplash from the toilet tidal surge that follows after the uncorking of the growler. The lean back is crucial to avoid facial trauma on wide berthed US toilets, but not as much in Europe where the tidal surge simply sprays the butt cheeks in a brown shower, a condition commonly known as the "Francois".
This is not to be confused with the Gunner or the White Tail which are other forms of a$$ disease which are characterized by different dieting techniques. ( I ahve a conference call or I would offer more on these matters)
Anyhow, I have found the solution to the brown a$$ gravy caused by travel sweating and horrific Euro chow.
Huggies unscented wet wipes. Put simply, they are fantastic. Like a refreshing Spring breeze for your butt that reminds the region that you care. I have all but given up on traditional crapper paper. Now I only use it to blot up the mositure left after a rigorous, yet soothing, scrubbing of the region.
Couple things to note for Advanced Users...
- The whole experience is markedly improved if you can join the ranks of the truly happy and trim the hedges. Personally, I find a 1 guard to be marvelous and it makes everyday March 1st. Air flow to the land of pasty is improved 10 fold, making 1 hot August day feel like September in Colorado.
- Not for travel only anymore. I keep these wipes in bulk near every throne in the house and carry a travel container on my person at all times in case Kamala creeps up on me.
- Brands. There are only two. Kondo wipes from HEB and Huggies unscented.
- Avoid any alchohol brands with heavy bleach as it doesn't bode well for you if you take my advice for the 1 guard as nicks are a reality in this game.
I hope you find this useful. I wanted to give something back to the board which has given me so much.
Have a great day.
RAMF
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
- George Orwell
If well received we may have to institute some regular offering to improve the lives of our Rivalries brethern.
Today's topic: Huggies Unscented Wet Wipes
Dear Friends,
If you are a frequent traveler & suffer from "chile pepper starfish syndrome" or are sensitive to the chaffing from industrial strength limestone laced cornhole wipe I have a suggestion that will improve your life walk tremendously.
Normal ace wipe, if not thoroughly utilized can lead to chaffing, nugget deposits, the tennesse peak (a dook deposit at the top of the crack), and a general malaise of the bung region that can be a pre-cursor to liquid growler trails if sweating occurs within four to six hours.
Please note that this can further be accentuated with the following regional conditions.
- Gonadal McEnroe - if your ball sacular has a plume resembling the former tennis player or the PBS painter with the Mo Bigsley afro.
- A$$ spackling aka The Ugandan Mudlside - if you are a moderate to heavy drinker who still maintains a diet rich in proteins you might have a condition of emergent lower intestinal ejaculation which forces the sufferer to rush immediately to the throne and lean his head back to avoid backsplash from the toilet tidal surge that follows after the uncorking of the growler. The lean back is crucial to avoid facial trauma on wide berthed US toilets, but not as much in Europe where the tidal surge simply sprays the butt cheeks in a brown shower, a condition commonly known as the "Francois".
This is not to be confused with the Gunner or the White Tail which are other forms of a$$ disease which are characterized by different dieting techniques. ( I ahve a conference call or I would offer more on these matters)
Anyhow, I have found the solution to the brown a$$ gravy caused by travel sweating and horrific Euro chow.
Huggies unscented wet wipes. Put simply, they are fantastic. Like a refreshing Spring breeze for your butt that reminds the region that you care. I have all but given up on traditional crapper paper. Now I only use it to blot up the mositure left after a rigorous, yet soothing, scrubbing of the region.
Couple things to note for Advanced Users...
- The whole experience is markedly improved if you can join the ranks of the truly happy and trim the hedges. Personally, I find a 1 guard to be marvelous and it makes everyday March 1st. Air flow to the land of pasty is improved 10 fold, making 1 hot August day feel like September in Colorado.
- Not for travel only anymore. I keep these wipes in bulk near every throne in the house and carry a travel container on my person at all times in case Kamala creeps up on me.
- Brands. There are only two. Kondo wipes from HEB and Huggies unscented.
- Avoid any alchohol brands with heavy bleach as it doesn't bode well for you if you take my advice for the 1 guard as nicks are a reality in this game.
I hope you find this useful. I wanted to give something back to the board which has given me so much.
Have a great day.
RAMF
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
- George Orwell
Gig 'em Aggies! 
