Think this masterpiece by a true Legend, American, and Aggie needs to stay on p.1 for our incoming SEC guests.
The Complete Guide to Posting on Rivalries
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Last: 4 yr ago by MaterialAg
It also needs to be updated re: stereotypes and posters with new SEC material
Wish Troy was still around to see this.
Bump
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RAMF95: Set this guy off and you will be a “***** chalupa bending over for the gak bath from your Peruvian concrete finisher named Esteban.”
This **** is still gut-busting hilarious after so many years.
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Ladies Man – Any time a cheerleader pic is posted, you claim to know her/did her in High School. When a skank pic is posted, call her a “Butterface” and tell everyone that the chick you picked up Saturday night was 10 times hotter.
Obsessed T-Sip – Excellent choice for any Longhorn fan. If your satisfaction in life comes solely from the success and failures of your football team, this is the choice for you. Fortunately for you, the Aggies are in a slump, so you can take out all your aggression that has built up over the years. We realize how much it bothers you that you always end up having to call the guy that attended some farm school in College Station “Boss.”
Flaming Bag of Chit – Not to be confused with the Obsessed T-Sip, this poster takes the opposite position to the prevailing opinion of the board. This requires the least amount of thought, but it does generate quick responses to your posts.
Internet Tough Guy – You will take on anybody because you are 6’ 4” and weigh 245 lbs. You take everything personal and aren’t afraid to call someone out.
I consider myself to be a Rivalries Ninja. Swoop in quickly and quietly, dish out a rabbit punch or 2, and slide out before fists start flying indiscriminately. I'm not built for 10 round drag-outs.
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Flaming Bag of Chit – Not to be confused with the Obsessed T-Sip, this poster takes the opposite position to the prevailing opinion of the board. This requires the least amount of thought, but it does generate quick responses to your posts.
So he was a Sea Bass?
lest you forget
10 years and still 100% accurate. Wonder if Jorts ever ****ed that pineapple?
RIP Troy
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Chinese Democracy: The Donald Trump of Rivalries because he owns the most space in the heads of posters on this site.
Miss this poster.
He's still here.Wildcat said:Quote:
Chinese Democracy: The Donald Trump of Rivalries because he owns the most space in the heads of posters on this site.
Miss this poster.
Intrigued.
He must be older and kinder these days.
Dude was a menace to sips.
He must be older and kinder these days.
Dude was a menace to sips.
You probably hate him. He can still piss people off.Wildcat said:
Intrigued.
He must be older and kinder these days.
Dude was a menace to sips.
These things happen.
These new sips really should read this, then they would finally have a clue
and I am not calling out names,...
this time
I miss Troy as well as a lot of others. This was the best board I've ever seen for a long while.
God made the country, and man made the town. William Cowper
I'm still lurking
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in honor of roy munson:
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Exclamation Attention To Aggie Fans!
This is a WARNING to cease in posting porn and threats which will be used to ban you from this board.
I am speaking to aggies and anyone else posting porn or threats on BaylorFans. You are a guest here and need to act appropriately.
Signed,
MOM OF THE OWNER!
in honor of roy munson:
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Exclamation Attention To Aggie Fans!
This is a WARNING to cease in posting porn and threats which will be used to ban you from this board.
I am speaking to aggies and anyone else posting porn or threats on BaylorFans. You are a guest here and need to act appropriately.
Signed,
MOM OF THE OWNER!
I hope that within a couple of years UT is competitive with A&M and I can go back to being a smartass on here without feeling totally stupid. Maybe even bless y'all with some doggerel rhymes. That used to bring some moans and groans from the Aggie faithful.
God made the country, and man made the town. William Cowper
Did you guys all end up in the same ED doctor's waiting room recently? 
Gig 'em Aggies!
Gig 'em Aggies!
Good ol' Troy. RIP
You misspelled homosexual.surf said:
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What say you there, fuzzy britches?
It appears we have a lot of new horn posters brave enough to show up. Maybe they are just old posters with new names because they are embarrassed that they skulked away. Who knows.
For the newbies.
For the newbies.
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It appears we have a lot of new horn posters brave enough to show up. Maybe they are just old posters with new names because they are embarrassed that they skulked away. Who knows.
For the newbies.
This post nailed a lot of things that came to fruition, if you give it a careful read. RIP Troy.
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