Longhorns new stadium reno

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Kinda like ours but vag-gier

Seriously, somebody needs to lose their job for this. Can you imagine this ish in prime time ABC? Nopenot that they need to concern themselves with that


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Why doesn't the lower deck connect to the existing on either side?
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Paint the tunnel red...
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From tears thread: the FUPAtron!!
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Hope the drone view shows the team flowing down the Fallopian tubes, settling around the uterus, and then flowing out through the vagina. That will be comedic gold when set side by side with a sex Ed video.
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The Jumbotron is a lot smaller than they originally drew. Unless they aren't done with it yet. The tunnel looks dumb as hell, thank god we don't have stupid gimmicks like that.
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Apparently it's for fire code reasons. Same reason why they couldn't upgrade the capacity to be more than Kyle. Apparently they really wanted to until they were told no.
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I am completely underwelmed. It's basically a single level zone. Looks goofy. Haha
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Are those taco trucks stacked on top of each other on each side of the video screens
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Mark down September 18th when Rice comes to town.

The MOB is sure to make a grand exit in formation at that end of the field.
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Are the bleachers above the cut out going to be called the Bikini Zone?
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Probably so they can say it's still a horseshoe like Ohio St. does.
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Their Flounder's suites smell like fish.
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Bailure has a giant sh tter that runs down to the Brazos...

Texas has a giant vag...

Big Dumpster fire is a clown show.
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Trying to be objective as possible here.

That looks mother f***ing r*tarded. Lmao.
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Imagine the team running out from that tunnel through a smokescreen wearing all white uniforms?

Can you say creampie?
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DFWnation said:

The Jumbotron is a lot smaller than they originally drew. Unless they aren't done with it yet. The tunnel looks dumb as hell, thank god we don't have stupid gimmicks like that.
To surpass the capacity of Kyle the architects would have had to agree with the assumptions of your people that your butts averaged 12" wide.
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Looks like a 1980's entertainment system. Big tv in the center and big honking speaker towers on the side.
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This feels like a concept where someone should have said "why do we need a cutout in the shape of a longhorn" but they hit print before anyone could object.
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Still not quite big enough to cover up the low attendance numbers, though.
Ginormus Ag
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How long before an opposing team scores a touchdown in that end zone and then runs into the tunnel. Then back out. Then in again. Then back out. Then in again. Then back out.
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Ugly said:

Still not quite big enough to cover up the low attendance numbers, though.
Texas averaged 95,000 fans per game between 2014 & 2019.
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33 said:

Ugly said:

Still not quite big enough to cover up the low attendance numbers, though.
Texas averaged 95,000 fans per game between 2014 & 2019.
Tickets sold is not the same as attendance.
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I'm hoping they're tone deaf enough to put cheerleaders along the wall of that tunnel. Pom poms waving in the air...it'll look like public hair. Orange and white died pubic hair.
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SchizoAg said:

33 said:

Ugly said:

Still not quite big enough to cover up the low attendance numbers, though.
Texas averaged 95,000 fans per game between 2014 & 2019.
Tickets sold is not the same as attendance.
Yes, they are not the same. Can you quantify "low attendance?" I don't think anyone would reasonably say that Texas has "low attendance." They are typically in the top 10 of attendance figures annually.
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Yet there are so many visible seats
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Ginormus Ag said:

How long before an opposing team scores a touchdown in that end zone and then runs into the tunnel. Then back out. Then in again. Then back out. Then in again. Then back out.


Miami will do it. Then it'll be in their next 30 for 30.

"It's not my fault their tunnel looks like a uterus. It made me horny and I just wanted to get some!"
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"Hey you get tickets to the game??"
"Yea! I'm sitting in the left Fallopian tube! You?"
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what we're seeing here is just consistency in branding...what better way to run out a perpetually "young" team
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jackie childs said:

what we're seeing here is just consistency in branding...what better way to run out a perpetually "young" team

Can't get much younger than a fresh creampie.
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If it bleeds too much, Baylor has a tarp
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I'm on the left horn..

of the UTerus.
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"I'm just above the bikini line on the left."
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I'm Section M(ons), Row 6, Seat 9.
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