There seems to be a misconception amongst sips stuck in the Big Dumpster Fire.
They seem to think A&M really still thinks of them as rivals. They think "your hatred of us means you REALLY still want to be with us." They think many of us want that stupid game back because that kind of hatred is just fun, right?
Wrong. Nothing could be further from the truth. We hate you because you're horrible people who went to a horrible school and were horrible conference mates for decades. So we never want to be associated with you in any way ever again.
Why do I say that? When we went on probation in 1994, you actually were campaigning with the NCAA to give us the death penalty. That's right - you wanted football at A&M to follow the way of SMU. Wanting to straight up kill a conference mate for your own benefit is disgusting and repugnant. Thank goodness cool heads prevailed at the NCAA, but your efforts to kill us were the beginning of us leaving.
The manipulation of the conference officiating system to better your own chances of victory is another disgusting aspect of having anything to do with you. Never one to play on a level playing field, you had to try and game the system as much as possible. Bogus targeting calls - sure! Taking TDs away to secure victories - why not? The ends always justify the means to you people and so - bye!
This is not to mention the disgusting displays of so called "social justice" you people exhibit. Waving around black dildos - stiffing your own school song. Your hatred for all that makes America great mark you as a people not to be associated with.
But we did get the last laugh - oh yes we did. When Bowtie issued his fatwah leading us to the promised land, we were freed from decades of being chained to you. And better yet - you got stuck with all the kids and we have no child support! Now YOU will get sued by Baylor if you try to leave. YOU are stuck in a conference with few TVs and fewer good programs. YOU are OUs prison *****, rolled over nightly for his pleasure. YOU are perpetually stuck in that hell hole of a dreary conference, and you... can't.... leave.
YOU are now stuck seeing A&M in the Top 5, with 110,000 God Fearing Heterosexual Texans stuffed into Kyle Field screaming our lungs out in support of our beloved Aggies, while you trudge out to TMS/DKR/KKK Stadium to watch - what, maybe watch that glorified junior college, Kansas State, roll you like you were a $20 6th Street hooker? That's your future.
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of *******s. You made this bed - you earned this conference. Wear it - be it. You're gonna be there for a LONG time.
They seem to think A&M really still thinks of them as rivals. They think "your hatred of us means you REALLY still want to be with us." They think many of us want that stupid game back because that kind of hatred is just fun, right?
Wrong. Nothing could be further from the truth. We hate you because you're horrible people who went to a horrible school and were horrible conference mates for decades. So we never want to be associated with you in any way ever again.
Why do I say that? When we went on probation in 1994, you actually were campaigning with the NCAA to give us the death penalty. That's right - you wanted football at A&M to follow the way of SMU. Wanting to straight up kill a conference mate for your own benefit is disgusting and repugnant. Thank goodness cool heads prevailed at the NCAA, but your efforts to kill us were the beginning of us leaving.
The manipulation of the conference officiating system to better your own chances of victory is another disgusting aspect of having anything to do with you. Never one to play on a level playing field, you had to try and game the system as much as possible. Bogus targeting calls - sure! Taking TDs away to secure victories - why not? The ends always justify the means to you people and so - bye!
This is not to mention the disgusting displays of so called "social justice" you people exhibit. Waving around black dildos - stiffing your own school song. Your hatred for all that makes America great mark you as a people not to be associated with.
But we did get the last laugh - oh yes we did. When Bowtie issued his fatwah leading us to the promised land, we were freed from decades of being chained to you. And better yet - you got stuck with all the kids and we have no child support! Now YOU will get sued by Baylor if you try to leave. YOU are stuck in a conference with few TVs and fewer good programs. YOU are OUs prison *****, rolled over nightly for his pleasure. YOU are perpetually stuck in that hell hole of a dreary conference, and you... can't.... leave.
YOU are now stuck seeing A&M in the Top 5, with 110,000 God Fearing Heterosexual Texans stuffed into Kyle Field screaming our lungs out in support of our beloved Aggies, while you trudge out to TMS/DKR/KKK Stadium to watch - what, maybe watch that glorified junior college, Kansas State, roll you like you were a $20 6th Street hooker? That's your future.
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of *******s. You made this bed - you earned this conference. Wear it - be it. You're gonna be there for a LONG time.