Okie judge...

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LonghornDub
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...pounding the monkey with a pump beneath his robes during trials. What a great state!
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sam callahan
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You waste your viagra on some strange fetishes.
Aggie1944s Kid
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Is that it? Nothing more??? I mean is he member of Mensa? A midget? Does he have a stripping monkey? What about dildos??? Surely he has some dildos to parade around. He takes cocks not glocks to a whole other level. I wonder if he can sing his schools fight song without hurting anyone's feelings. I bet he's pretty cool with the homeless population. I bet all his baliffs are 5 stars until they are not. Cause if he's a judge he can afford the best of the best. Judges have more money than the Vatican after all.
Super Straight and proud.
RAB87
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Aggie1944s Kid said:

Is that it? Nothing more??? I mean is he member of Mensa? A midget? Does he have a stripping monkey? What about dildos??? Surely he has some dildos to parade around. He takes cocks not glocks to a whole other level. I wonder if he can sing his schools fight song without hurting anyone's feelings. I bet he's pretty cool with the homeless population. I bet all his baliffs are 5 stars until they are not. Cause if he's a judge he can afford the best of the best. Judges have more money than the Vatican after all.
Spot on.
Charlie 31
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LonghornDub said:

...pounding the monkey with a pump beneath his robes during trials. What a great state!
At least he was not having sex with a horse while on the bench in Oklahoma...

https://247sports.com/college/oklahoma/Board/76/Contents/Man-OSU-grad-charged-with-having-sex-with-horse-8151789/
BQ78
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Cruelty to an animal, Pole Assassin should sue.
BohunkAg
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I didn't know jorts became a judge.
BQ78
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He may have appeared before a judge but I don't think he became one.
American Hardwood
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Aggie1944s Kid said:

Is that it? Nothing more??? I mean is he member of Mensa? A midget? Does he have a stripping monkey? What about dildos??? Surely he has some dildos to parade around. He takes cocks not glocks to a whole other level. I wonder if he can sing his schools fight song without hurting anyone's feelings. I bet he's pretty cool with the homeless population. I bet all his baliffs are 5 stars until they are not. Cause if he's a judge he can afford the best of the best. Judges have more money than the Vatican after all.
You covered at least 10 years of OR in one short paragraph. Well done.
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I thought you were supposed to jack off under your robes... I'm pretty sure most of them are wanking. No biggie. It's not like they are humming I've been working on the railroad while spanking the monkey.
ABATTBQ11
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I believe in the sips' case the monkey spanks them.
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