The Monkey

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9:24p, 2/25/21
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This thread is for two purposes, one is to get pithy comments about how Pole Assassin uses her Simian friend in her act and two, does anyone know legitimately how the monkey is used in her act?
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9:31p, 2/25/21
The monkey climbs up and down the pole in a very alluring way and then collects the dollar bills that are thinly scattered around the stage. Sadly, the monkey then blows most of the money on cigarettes and Mountain Dew.
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In reply to BQ78 • 9:33p, 2/25/21
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Rain 20's or you get s*** flung on you.
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7:12a, 2/26/21
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8:27a, 2/26/21
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google pole assign, just might not have you grandkids around when you do it.

click the nasty links to see the monkey dat ass in action
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10:03a, 2/26/21
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If you have the right software you can play with the exposure levels and find the hidden Case McCoy lurking in the background.

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In reply to Madman • 11:08a, 2/26/21
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Is he dressed up like a little Samurai?

He is cute as *****

Her, not so much.
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In reply to Madman • 11:43a, 2/26/21
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Madman said:
If you have the right software you can play with the exposure levels and find the hidden Case McCoy lurking in the background.


This image conjures up Jabba's palace from Return of the Jedi.
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11:48a, 2/26/21
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I've heard of dog and pony shows but never a stripper and monkey show. I guess I lead a very sheltered life.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 12:13p, 2/26/21
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Mathguy64 said:
I've heard of dog and pony shows but never a stripper and monkey show. I guess I lead a very sheltered life.


You haven't lived until you've had a monkey sitting on your shoulder while a stripper grinds on your junk
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12:35p, 2/26/21
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I love the fact there is a thread titled The Monkey and everyone knows what it is talking about. Let it forever be known now that the sips officially have an adult themed circus associated with their program
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 1:19p, 2/26/21
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Mathguy64 said:
I've heard of dog and pony shows but never a stripper and monkey show. I guess I lead a very sheltered life.

There was a banana show in Okinawa, but no monkey... missed opportunity for epic collaboration
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In reply to BQ78 • 9:06p, 2/26/21
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BQ78 said:
This thread is for two purposes, one is to get pithy comments about how Pole Assassin uses her Simian friend in her act and two, does anyone know legitimately how the monkey is used in her act?
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2:55p, 2/27/21
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Quote:
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Ok, this thread is finished now.
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2:58p, 2/27/21
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Well since their band is on strike maybe this is the new halftime show?
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11:14p, 2/27/21
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The Monkey should be spanked.....
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11:43p, 3/5/21
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Has the monkey been told to tone it down? To keep the Pole Assassin on a short leash, since they moved in with the Jones's.
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5:17a, 3/6/21
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Damn. That's one ugly ass stripper. I can't unsee that.
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In reply to Shoefly! • 12:14p, 3/8/21
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Shoefly! said:
Has the monkey been told to tone it down? To keep the Pole Assassin on a short leash, since they moved in with the Jones's.


When they snarf all the wine and cheese there is going to be hell to pay
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5:31p, 3/10/21
Every time I scroll thru subject lines and I see 'The Monkey' I can't help but crack up.
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4:03a, 3/12/21
I see where they had a de-commit.
The monkey is not diddling the recruits while they are watching the pole assassin perform, is he?
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In reply to Artimus Gordon • 3:18p, 3/12/21
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Artimus Gordon said:
I see where they had a de-commit.
The monkey is not diddling the recruits while they are watching the pole assassin perform, is he?

Probably throwing poop at them.
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11:44p, 3/12/21
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Thank you, DeLoss.
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12:00p, 3/13/21
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I think I need some confirmation that the monkey isn't really Chimp Brown.
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