Hello, everyone. I am seriously considering walking out on my wife and children to be with a pole-dancing stripper who I met at a gentlemen's club a while back. Does anybody know somebody who has done this that I could talk to for some advice? Growing up as a football player in Texas and being a big fan of college football myself, I was hoping maybe somebody in the college football business who has done the same thing, like a coach perhaps, would have some insight to share. Does anybody by chance know of a college football coach in Texas I could speak with who has abandoned his wife and children for a pole-dancing stripper and could offer me some guidance on the best way to go about doing that?

This is a very serious crossroads in my life, and if I could just talk for a while with somebody else who has already left his wife and children for a pole-dancing stripper, whoever that person might be, it would really help me out.

Let me know if you have any names of college football coaches in Texas who fit this description. Thanks guys, I really appreciate it.

Fart noise.

shaggy bevo is over by the east texas board

Ask yourself this one question: Is the wife willing to introduce a trained monkey into your bedroom? If not, you already know what to do.

BrotherChad said:

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I don't really see the issue of a man leaving his wife and kids for someone who makes him happier.

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Then why have the kids? They're innocent products of the marriage. Pretty chicken chit and selfish individual.

Depends. Does this pole dancing stripper dance with a primate? If so, I might know a guy. If not, you're SOL.

The coach you're looking for is at the University of By God Texas! A true power program! They play in Austin in the fall and San Antonio in the winter. Heck of a deal!

No you dummy, there aren't any football people and especially any coaches who could give you advice since that would be such a horrible thing to do. That would exhibit a monumental lack of integrity with his kids.

Even if a man existed who has gone that low, there is absolutely no way a Texas football program on any level would hire them anyway. That would be a terrible look for that team! Come on man, get ahold of yourself!