Seven Win Sark After Dark

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It's absolutely amazing that the Horn media is running with this hire as some kind of renewed commitment to winning. They hired a coach who was fired for public drunkenness and averaged seven wins a season. His staff is already laced with Instagram strippers. There's no way this ends well for the Steers.
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RAB87 said:


There's no way this ends well for the Steers.

And we're absolutely, positively fine with that.
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I'm just amazed they've gone from Five Core Values to Drunk In Public and poleassasin in less than a decade.
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I want to know how bad herman was behind the scenes for this to be an acceptable exit strategy.

I mean it had to be bad.
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From "Texas is back" to "Texas is on crack."
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The narrative is that they've been the white knights in the sea of darkness this whole time, now they're going to cheat with the big boys.

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LOYAL AG said:

I'm just amazed they've gone from Five Core Values to Drunk In Public and poleassasin in less than a decade.


Last time I checked strippers, booze and monkeys were NOT on the Core Values list. These are more than ok for "but We're Texas".

I just want to see the little monkey in a little cowboy costume, sitting in the saddle on Bevo w a little dildo in each holster.
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Dominion Caracas Branch said:

I want to know how bad herman was behind the scenes for this to be an acceptable exit strategy.

I mean it had to be bad.


Well, you had to kiss Herman to get any meaningful playing time. Sips were perfectly fine with man on man love, but rumor has it their gender studies department was pushing for a female kicker and that would be a big no-no.
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LOYAL AG said:

I'm just amazed they've gone from Five Core Values to Drunk In Public and poleassasin in less than a decade.
Don't forget 2 coaches who are walking NCAA violations, one of whom even has a show cause under his belt. They are really dragging the gutters with this staff, and they're apparently proud of it.
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LOYAL AG said:

I'm just amazed they've gone from Five Core Values to Drunk In Public and poleassasin in less than a decade.
To use poker terminology, they have gone full tilt.
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LOYAL AG said:

I'm just amazed they've gone from Five Core Values to Drunk In Public and poleassasin in less than a decade.

Kind of like the kid in High School that was a new person every year in a desperate attempt to be popular.

Freshman year cowboy boots and Wranglers.
Sophomore Now he is a metal head
Junior Now he is a preppy
Sr. Now he is new wave gay

They are just trying so damn hard to be one of the cool kids that its cringeworthy.
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LOYAL AG said:

I'm just amazed they've gone from Five Core Values to Drunk In Public and poleassasin in less than a decade.
They haven't changed. The only thing different is the marketing and whatever BS the media is throwing out there.
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Y'all talk a lotta **** for a team that's never won anything. Congrats on the top 5 finish. Know it's a huge achievement for a school like yours.
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gnglonghorn said:

Y'all talk a lotta **** for a team that's never won anything. Congrats on the top 5 finish. Know it's a huge achievement for a school like yours.

Go **** yourself you dildo waving *****. Come back when you're school isn't full of poosays.
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RAB87 said:

public drunkenness
I just communicated with Mensa, Chollie and Macovic. That trait will be an asset for next three years until they find Sark's replacement.
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gnglonghorn said:

Y'all talk a lotta **** for a team that's never won anything. Congrats on the top 5 finish. Know it's a huge achievement for a school like yours.
yall talk a lotta **** for a team that can't beat Iowa State.
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gnglonghorn said:

Y'all talk a lotta **** for a team that's never won anything. Congrats on the top 5 finish. Know it's a huge achievement for a school like yours.
You must be really proud of your own school too! The dildo parades and drunken coaches are really cool.
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gnglonghorn said:

Y'all talk a lotta **** for a team that's never won anything. Congrats on the top 5 finish. Know it's a huge achievement for a school like yours.

Are you the same poster who started this thread? Why the change in demeanor?

https://texags.com/forums/12/topics/2276896/replies/35012174
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RAB87 said:

gnglonghorn said:

Y'all talk a lotta **** for a team that's never won anything. Congrats on the top 5 finish. Know it's a huge achievement for a school like yours.
You must be really proud of your own school too! The dildo parades and drunken coaches are really cool.
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BQ_90 said:

gnglonghorn said:

Y'all talk a lotta **** for a team that's never won anything. Congrats on the top 5 finish. Know it's a huge achievement for a school like yours.
yall talk a lotta **** for a team that can't beat Iowa State.
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So the Horns have a head coach who was fired for pubic drunkenness, and assistant head coach with a girlfriend who goes by Pole Assassin, several coaches who are unemployable by other conferences due to cheating, and a bunch of dudes from the Pacific Northwest. Ouch. At least they're trying to add a Stoops brother.
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I wish them well. My only hope is they do almost as well with a coach from Alabama as we did.
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gnglonghorn said:

Y'all talk a lotta **** for a team that's never won anything. Congrats on the top 5 finish. Know it's a huge achievement for a school like yours.


Uhhh...judging by how rare it is for Texas to finish that high it appears to be a huge achievement for them as well.
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aggiejim70 said:

I wish them well. My only hope is they do almost as well with a coach from Alabama as we did.
Other than Sark coaching drunk from the sideline, the Pole Assassin being arrested for prostitution at the Yellow Rose, and the monkey being relocated to it's country of origin, I wish them the best too.
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Oh a different sip cockroach than the usual tired few sneaks into old ovaries....
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Sark has a recruiting class to salvage. No time to question...
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12 years and 4 coaches ago since your last top 5 finish?
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gnglonghorn said:

Y'all talk a lotta **** for a team that's never won anything. Congrats on the top 5 finish. Know it's a huge achievement for a school like yours.

Y'all talk a lot of **** for a team that can't beat TCU
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Will be fun to anchor the "Seven Win Sark" moniker when the Horns average the same and he takes the same path as Charlie and Tom in a couple of years. Calling it now. Bookmark this thread for "I told you so's".
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West Point Aggie said:

Oh a different sip cockroach than the usual tired few sneaks into old ovaries....


Old ovaries?
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What's up with the monkey?
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Which is more embarrassing? Hiring a football coach who was fired for public drunkenness and averaged seven wins in prior HC role or Shaka's loss to tiny ACU?
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