3 cHornicles 20:20-31
And the word of the Del came to Her Man saying: "Go, now, and destroy the Land Thieves, do not spare them, man or woman, crying child, horse or schooner. When you are done, you shall all stand over them and sing your song to honor your gods, your people, and your great steer. You shall not depart the battlefield until your song is sung."
But Her Man had mercy on the thieves and would not utterly destroy them, for he saw them as weaker and lower ranking. He said to his men who did not want to sing: "go now to the locker room, for its hot out here and you are sad, so I support you either way." And the word of the Del came to the fat prophet saying: I regret that I have made Her Man coach, for he has turned his back from following my commandments." And the fat prophet was angry and cried all night to anyone who would listen to him.
And the Ketch went to Her Man and said: "did not the Del command you to destroy the thieves and sing your song? Why then did you not obey?" And Her Man replied "I have sinned, I did not obey because I fear the people and what they might say about me. Please return to my side and speak words of encouragement to the people about me." The fat prophet replied: "I shall not return to your side, for the Del has rejected you from being coach over the steers. He shall tear this kingdom from you and give it to one whom I proclaim as better than you, which is probably Nick Saban or Vince Lombardi."
Her Man then cried out to the Del: "What of my fortunes? Will you still pay me? For I have many concubines and medicine men to pay my debts to!" And the Del replied: "Yes. For you still have the extended contract. "
And it was so.
And the word of the Del came to Her Man saying: "Go, now, and destroy the Land Thieves, do not spare them, man or woman, crying child, horse or schooner. When you are done, you shall all stand over them and sing your song to honor your gods, your people, and your great steer. You shall not depart the battlefield until your song is sung."
But Her Man had mercy on the thieves and would not utterly destroy them, for he saw them as weaker and lower ranking. He said to his men who did not want to sing: "go now to the locker room, for its hot out here and you are sad, so I support you either way." And the word of the Del came to the fat prophet saying: I regret that I have made Her Man coach, for he has turned his back from following my commandments." And the fat prophet was angry and cried all night to anyone who would listen to him.
And the Ketch went to Her Man and said: "did not the Del command you to destroy the thieves and sing your song? Why then did you not obey?" And Her Man replied "I have sinned, I did not obey because I fear the people and what they might say about me. Please return to my side and speak words of encouragement to the people about me." The fat prophet replied: "I shall not return to your side, for the Del has rejected you from being coach over the steers. He shall tear this kingdom from you and give it to one whom I proclaim as better than you, which is probably Nick Saban or Vince Lombardi."
Her Man then cried out to the Del: "What of my fortunes? Will you still pay me? For I have many concubines and medicine men to pay my debts to!" And the Del replied: "Yes. For you still have the extended contract. "
And it was so.