Your conference is dead last among P5 in both athletics and academics. You get the crappiest timeslots for television coverage. Your bowl record plummets to a pathetic 1-7. Your school revenue nosedives and sports programs are cancelled. Your athletes are no longer drafted by the pros. Your recruiting goes to crap. Your athletes are allowed to punch girls in the face. Your students are more interested in dildo parades than sports. Your fans are embarrassed and don't show up at games. Your crappy venues and empty stadiums are mocked and Herbie calls your school a "cesspool". Your merchandise is placed on the 50% Off rack at WalMart. Your conference is dissolved.