We're young, cupboard's bare, coronavirus....

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Obligatory
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Beat me to it!
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Briskets not done cooking....

But seriously, it seems like Sip is slowly contracting Coog High Syndrome.

On paper, Coog High should completely and utterly dominate their division which consists of:

-Tulsa
-SMU
-Tulane
-Memphis
-Navy

Coog High is a giant public school in a recruiting hotbed their division is tiny private schools, a basketball school and a service academy. Logic says they should dominate this group Yet they rarely win their own division.

The reason they don't? Apathy

Apathy infecting the entire athletic program because they and their fans simply don't care about games against those teams

The same is happening in Austin and it's glorious to watch

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Coronavirus and Youth.

What a deadly combination.

You know of course, they'll still be ranked in the Top 10 in preseason.....
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BohunkAg said:


Any virus that hurts tu can't be all bad.
BoomGoesThe
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One would think that having a returning, multiple year starting senior, 2x Heisman front runner quarterback and a "mastermind" coach entering his 4th season at the school would be an advantage for most programs.
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anything that keeps player away from Tommy Boy can only bee a good thing.
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That's just mean.
The person that is not willing to fight and die, if need be, for his country has no right to life.

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BoomGoesThe said:

One would think that having a returning, multiple year starting senior, 2x Heisman front runner quarterback and a "mastermind" coach entering his 4th season at the school would be an advantage for most programs.
For most (every?) other program, it would be. But the poor sips just can't make even that work to their advantage.
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So, does anyone know how long coronavirus will live on a line of cocaine? Asking for a friend.
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American Hardwood said:

So, does anyone know how long coronavirus will live on a line of cocaine? Asking for a friend.
Depends on if you do it properly (off a stripper's ass) or not.
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Well on the bright side for the sips, there's no concussion protocol for Mehlinger this spring.
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aggiejim70 said:

That's just mean.
That it is.
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Its amazing how macro events always seem to disproportionately impact their school.
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Sips had to intervene to prevent kissy Tom from spreading the virus any further.
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OU wants to know if this would give Dusty Dvorcik an additional medical redshirt season.
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This is "If only Colt hadn't been hurt", the 10th anniversary addition.
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"hands on time"...

Ew.
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BohunkAg said:


Odd. They were just talking about how OU will be in a world of hurt with a RS freshman and no spring practice while Sam is experienced.
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Jack Cheese said:



One of the troubling effects of the covid-19 crisis is a severe leftward shift of the "young" curve, forcing the young/back equilibrium point into negative territory before the season even starts. If this trend isn't arrested, the longhorns may never indeed enjoy ANY period of backness this season.
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Jack Cheese said:




I think your curves are off. Should be more of a cubic equation with peak "back" being summer workouts and preseason polls. "Young" doesn't really build in until Sept with their first loss.
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HeyMoe said:

BohunkAg said:


Any virus that hurts tu can't be all bad.
It's tu. There isn't a virus known to mankind that hasn't already made its way through "the cesspool".

Yet there they are. They're the cockroaches of the NCAA
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BohunkAg said:


Let's define "workout equipment", shall we?
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Shoefly! said:

BohunkAg said:



Bawaaaaaah! Teats is such a p#ss!
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