Yawn. ESPN ranks Rhe University if Texas top 10

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Horn2015
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While it's no surprise to see The University of Texas back in the top 10, I noticed Aggie there also.

[url] https://www.google.com/amp/s/thespun.com/college-football/espn-2020-football-power-index-top-10/amp%3ffbclid=IwAR2MUJ_wDonzbtFhesrFMQCk8qR0REbxUHzaiSduo7AU9oe_IfpzOHaOugg[/url]

Sure, you are lower than The University of Texas. I mean, we actually finished ranked last year. But, you made the list.

Congrats!!
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To my Aggie friends, please don't respond to this moron. Don't feed the troll.
Loyalty
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So needy!
No Bat Soup For You
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Since tu always finishes about 15-20 spots lower than their preseason hype your t-shirt team has a pretty good shot of finishing in the top 25. Congrats.
Bottlehead90
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Preseason rankings are so reliable

Goliath should give Mensa a raise and an extension



Before he takes a shot to the forehead from Kansas
Treyco10
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The 3 things guaranteed in life:

Death
Taxes
Inflated preseason rankings/hype for the sips
elfurioso92
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Good luck sips. I'd be concerned that opposing defenses could decode the playbook based on how big of a boner your OC has as he sends in the play. Or maybe he just gets off later in the film room, I don't know. Seems like a concern either way.
Tom Kazansky 2012
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This was preseason before 5-7
Gramercy Riffs
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<you edited, so I will too>
vin1041
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To rank the sips in the preseason top ten is part of the lhn deal the sips have with ESPN.
MetoliusAg
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Meanwhile, sip AD Del Monte said Head Coach Tom Herman was given a one-time chance to clean house of his underperforming coaching staff.

If the new group of coaches -- most of whom are cast-offs -- hired by Mensa don't do any better than the mediocre group of mid-major assistant coaches Herman chose 4 yrs ago, it's gonna be "goodbye, Tom Herman".

Maroon Dawn
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Gotta keep t-shirt fans like OP tuned in for the first few weeks before the losses to Murderer's Row start adding up

Otherwise the Little 10 Contract would lose 60% of its value.
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Horn2015 said:

While it's no surprise to see The University of Texas back in the top 10, I noticed Aggie there also.


Sure, you are lower than The University of Texas. I mean, we actually finished ranked last year. But, you made the list.

Congrats!!
Thanks! We're thrilled to be in the preseason top ten. Yeah, we'd like to be ranked above tu, but they are so superior to us that is a ridiculous expectation. Lolz. Herman made some killer moves this off season and you should be stoked! You guys are doing it! It would be absurd if Herman doesn't get a 3+ year extension. tu is definitely back!
Class of '00
Gig 'em!
LIB
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Texas always outperforms Aggie in the underachievers category... but just BEARly
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MetoliusAg said:

Meanwhile, sip AD Del Monte said Head Coach Tom Herman was given a one-time chance to clean house of his underperforming coaching staff.

If the new group of coaches -- most of whom are cast-offs -- hired by Mensa don't do any better than the mediocre group of mid-major assistant coaches Herman chose 4 yrs ago, it's gonna be "goodbye, Tom Herman".

If they can't buyout Smart how are they going to buyout Herman?
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Quote:

Yawn. ESPN ranks Rhe University if Texas top 10

I'll have to agree that the sips are indeed REEE university of Texas.


Canyon99
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OP is lying pill poplin' Jorts.
Potcake
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Round Rock AG said:

So needy!

Which one?
Loyalty
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Potcake said:

Round Rock AG said:

So needy!

Which one?
the OP and other sips like him. Looking for relevance on the "non-rival's" website.. With that said, 33 is right.
Stive
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The OP took some time off from robbing fellow Aggies and lying to fellow Texags members to troll the OR board with his sock.

So kind of him.
rootube
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Please make sure to share your insight with the rest of the B12. I'm sure unranked Baylor and TCU will be very interested in your pre-season ranking.
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Stive said:

The OP took some time off from robbing fellow Aggies and lying to fellow Texags members to troll the OR board with his sock.

So kind of him.


I was just about to post this. In a perfect world people wouldn't post on his threads, but the next best thing would be to keep reminding everyone how big of a scumbag he is in real life.

Should speak volumes that the only way he can feel something in life is to troll on the internet.
ABATTBQ11
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I can't decide who needs attention more, OP or his wife.
DayAg!
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I never have figured out why staph lets this clown continue here. He adds nothing.
"Poor soul, he was just too high strung. I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear."
Smudge
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This is pretty interesting.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_American_football
Class of '00
Gig 'em!
Prune Tracy
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Is Lloyd still running with this horn schtick? My god the off-season sucks.
GiveEmHellBill
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2013: "TEXAS IS BACK!!!"

2014: "TEXAS IS BACK!!!"

2015: "TEXAS IS BACK!!!"

2016: "TEXAS IS BACK!!!"

2017: "TEXAS IS BACK!!!"

2018: "TEXAS IS BACK!!!"

2019: "TEXAS IS BACK!!!"

and as if on cue:

2020: "TEXAS IS BACK!!! And we're super cereal this time, ya'll!"

Yawn.
e=mc2
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OP likes to shlt in his hands and rub his zit-pocked face.
Artimus Gordon
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Like clockwork ESPN is throwing shade on the horns to prop up that worthless network
They set the horns up with 8 or 9 years ago. They got to keep the big12 from slipping
To pac12 levels of disinterest among football fans in the eastern part of the country where
The national championship is decided.
Spore Ag
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Sips are the Bloomberg of football
whoop91
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Every year:
Step 1. tu is ranked high.
Step 2. tu cronies brag on Texags about it.
Step 3. Texags points out that it's program is constantly overrated at the beginning of the year. [I dont have the link handy to the chart showing disparity between rankings at the start and end of the year]
Step 4. tu faithful go on record guaranteeing Texas is back and will compete for title.
Step 5. Texags points out history to the contrary.
Step 6. Season starts and tu wins first premier game.
Step 7. tu faithful brag and brag that they are back.
Step 8. tu loses to unranked team, team with a losing record, or multiple teams.
Step 9. tu faithful crickets.....
Step 10. If tu is lucky they get in a bowl (4 losing seasons in a decade do not make it a guarantee.)

We are in step 2 and 3 of the 10 steps to a tu season...
HeyMoe
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Where in the blue hell is Rhe University?
dixichkn
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HeyMoe said:

Where in the blue hell is Rhe University?
C'mon Moe......"rhe university if Texas". It's world renowned
HeyMoe
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dixichkn said:

HeyMoe said:

Where in the blue hell is Rhe University?
C'mon Moe......"rhe university if Texas". It's world renowned
Of course. I remember their slogan now; "What starts here is nine inches long and runs on batteries."
immortal_kumquat
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OP needs to retake remedial typing at ACC.
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