Pillow fight!

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Prep for the game with LSU
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Trill Sammy seems to be having a good time.
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Night before their self proclaimed biggest home game in ten years and they do this ?
WTF ? All that's missing are glo sticks. That's one weird ass program.
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Guys they are trying to phase out their toxic masculinity, geez!

MasculinUT

/laughing
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Hope Elhinger sat out.....would probably get a concussion.......course Hermensa would make sure we'd never hear about it
Ed Torian
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F***ing ***gots.
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Is that guy holding a K-Y tube?
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I think it's a Gatorade recovery drink
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Your Friend said:

I think it's a Gatorade recovery drink

Works better if you use it before, not after.
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I would say that this is unreal but this is only about the 23rd most embarrassing thing that Herman has organized, done, or said
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Wonder what kind of exciting frivolity they'll dream up for their next big home game? They've got three years to work on it so I'm sure it'll be amazing!
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LOYAL AG said:

Wonder what kind of exciting frivolity they'll dream up for their next big home game? They've got three years to work on it so I'm sure it'll be amazing!
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goodAg80 said:



Is that guy holding a K-Y tube?
Why do two of them look like they are ready to take it up the
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goodAg80 said:



Is that guy holding a K-Y tube?


The team that bathes together stays together.
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https://sports.yahoo.com/behind-the-scenes-with-texas-football-190915598.html

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When he arrived back in Austin, where he'd been a graduate assistant, Herman set out to bring a blue collar to a blue blood and shed the program's country club reputation, in part, by bringing a night-club vibe. Even the water break stations are called Club H20, and all team meetings and special teams meetings kick off with players bobbing and dancing to rappers like Young Thug.

How different is this Texas operation? There's a 6 a.m. "Suns Out, Guns Out" offseason workout that includes tie-dye workout gear and machines shooting flames. Game-day traditions include obstacle courses with pillow fights and dance circles. There's staff room banter where, this week alone, Herman quoted everything from "Dude, Where's My Car" to "Silence of the Lambs" to "Game of Thrones," all in appropriate dialects.


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At 9:29 a.m. on game day in the team hotel, a flurry of assistant coaches, interns and strength coaches stage an obstacle course in the hallway leading to the ballroom that serves as the team headquarters. The ritual is known as "Morning Juice," and it's the quintessential example of Herman's defiant commitment to defying uptight football norms.

There are a dozen travel-sized boxes of Frosted Flakes opened, with the cereal poured out and crushed up on the floor. Why? Well, Tony the Tiger represents LSU's Tigers.

Players enter the obstacle course with belly crawls under sheets draped over chairs. And when the players emerge, they turn hard left and sprint down a longer hallway where four strength coaches and support staff pop the players with pillows while they leap over multiple benches.

The only player exempt from the gauntlet is tailback Keaontay Ingram, who is Texas' lone scholarship tailback and began the season at that position after a rash of injuries. When Ingram approaches the obstacle course, Herman has a security guard give a mock "police escort" through the chaos. "Scholarship running back!" Herman screams.

After all 73 players run through, they gather in a conference room and the song "Still" by the Geto Boys blasts. A dance circle forms, and different players bounce through the middle. Collectively, the players scream out the song's refrain, "Die mutha----ers! Die!"

Much of the Texas staff has been with Herman since Houston, and some comment on how this feels relatively tame. The Cougars once danced in a parking lot at Disney, before a game with UCF, in front of aghast parents. In Baton Rouge for a game at Tulane, hotel officials kicked the team out of the hallways because it disturbed a quilting convention. Water guns, smoke bombs and water balloons have all been involved.


Wtf.
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Is this program trying to build men... or a pillow fort.
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DatTallArchitect said:

goodAg80 said:



Is that guy holding a K-Y tube?
Why do two of them look like they are ready to take it up the


Voluntarily waiting on The Gimp
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Quote:

The ritual is known as "Morning Juice," and it's the quintessential example of Herman's defiant commitment to defying uptight football norms.


They give each other the "Morning Juice."

"Uptight football norms"

They really are a bunch of dildos.

With a coach who is in the closet.

“We don't have a government of the people, by the people, for the people. We have government of the people, by the bureaucrats, for the bureaucrats.”

-Milton Friedman
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Can a player opt out of the man kissing line or will there be consequences?
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His "defiance" translates to overcompensating
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technoviking said:

https://sports.yahoo.com/behind-the-scenes-with-texas-football-190915598.html

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When he arrived back in Austin, where he'd been a graduate assistant, Herman set out to bring a blue collar to a blue blood and shed the program's country club reputation, in part, by bringing a night-club vibe. Even the water break stations are called Club H20, and all team meetings and special teams meetings kick off with players bobbing and dancing to rappers like Young Thug.

How different is this Texas operation? There's a 6 a.m. "Suns Out, Guns Out" offseason workout that includes tie-dye workout gear and machines shooting flames. Game-day traditions include obstacle courses with pillow fights and dance circles. There's staff room banter where, this week alone, Herman quoted everything from "Dude, Where's My Car" to "Silence of the Lambs" to "Game of Thrones," all in appropriate dialects.


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At 9:29 a.m. on game day in the team hotel, a flurry of assistant coaches, interns and strength coaches stage an obstacle course in the hallway leading to the ballroom that serves as the team headquarters. The ritual is known as "Morning Juice," and it's the quintessential example of Herman's defiant commitment to defying uptight football norms.

There are a dozen travel-sized boxes of Frosted Flakes opened, with the cereal poured out and crushed up on the floor. Why? Well, Tony the Tiger represents LSU's Tigers.

Players enter the obstacle course with belly crawls under sheets draped over chairs. And when the players emerge, they turn hard left and sprint down a longer hallway where four strength coaches and support staff pop the players with pillows while they leap over multiple benches.

The only player exempt from the gauntlet is tailback Keaontay Ingram, who is Texas' lone scholarship tailback and began the season at that position after a rash of injuries. When Ingram approaches the obstacle course, Herman has a security guard give a mock "police escort" through the chaos. "Scholarship running back!" Herman screams.

After all 73 players run through, they gather in a conference room and the song "Still" by the Geto Boys blasts. A dance circle forms, and different players bounce through the middle. Collectively, the players scream out the song's refrain, "Die mutha----ers! Die!"

Much of the Texas staff has been with Herman since Houston, and some comment on how this feels relatively tame. The Cougars once danced in a parking lot at Disney, before a game with UCF, in front of aghast parents. In Baton Rouge for a game at Tulane, hotel officials kicked the team out of the hallways because it disturbed a quilting convention. Water guns, smoke bombs and water balloons have all been involved.


Wtf.


I'm not certain what the gheyest part of this ritual is, but GD that's ridiculous.
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goodAg80 said:



Prep for the game with LSU
usmcbrooks
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Next step......getting pegged?
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....I am guessing "spin the bottle" is on tap for the OU game?!?!


....perhaps a good game of "Twister" for the Kansas or Kansas State game?

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In Baton Rouge for a game at Tulane, hotel officials kicked the team out of the hallways because it disturbed a quilting convention.
Thug. Life.
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Somewhere on the internet, there's a horribly tone deaf horn fan that's defending this gaiety with the old "Are you gonna tell me you never had fun in college?" defense.
Cy_Tolliver
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That may be the gayest thing I've ever seen. WTF.
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My son's 10U hockey team would find that ghey.
goodAg80
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A little bit of bump and grind will loosen up the players!

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Wow. I hope I'm not going to hear that their pillow fighting was a prelude to their pillow biting.
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Coach mensa has it all figured out doesn't he.
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goodAg80 said:



Prep for the game with LSU
This is probably how they got all their RBs hurt. Mensa is playing a dangerous game here.
Bobby Petrino`s Neckbrace
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Nope, not a gadget program. Not. At. All.
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technoviking said:

https://sports.yahoo.com/behind-the-scenes-with-texas-football-190915598.html

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When he arrived back in Austin, where he'd been a graduate assistant, Herman set out to bring a blue collar to a blue blood and shed the program's country club reputation, in part, by bringing a night-club vibe. Even the water break stations are called Club H20, and all team meetings and special teams meetings kick off with players bobbing and dancing to rappers like Young Thug.

How different is this Texas operation? There's a 6 a.m. "Suns Out, Guns Out" offseason workout that includes tie-dye workout gear and machines shooting flames. Game-day traditions include obstacle courses with pillow fights and dance circles. There's staff room banter where, this week alone, Herman quoted everything from "Dude, Where's My Car" to "Silence of the Lambs" to "Game of Thrones," all in appropriate dialects.


Quote:

At 9:29 a.m. on game day in the team hotel, a flurry of assistant coaches, interns and strength coaches stage an obstacle course in the hallway leading to the ballroom that serves as the team headquarters. The ritual is known as "Morning Juice," and it's the quintessential example of Herman's defiant commitment to defying uptight football norms.

There are a dozen travel-sized boxes of Frosted Flakes opened, with the cereal poured out and crushed up on the floor. Why? Well, Tony the Tiger represents LSU's Tigers.

Players enter the obstacle course with belly crawls under sheets draped over chairs. And when the players emerge, they turn hard left and sprint down a longer hallway where four strength coaches and support staff pop the players with pillows while they leap over multiple benches.

The only player exempt from the gauntlet is tailback Keaontay Ingram, who is Texas' lone scholarship tailback and began the season at that position after a rash of injuries. When Ingram approaches the obstacle course, Herman has a security guard give a mock "police escort" through the chaos. "Scholarship running back!" Herman screams.

After all 73 players run through, they gather in a conference room and the song "Still" by the Geto Boys blasts. A dance circle forms, and different players bounce through the middle. Collectively, the players scream out the song's refrain, "Die mutha----ers! Die!"

Much of the Texas staff has been with Herman since Houston, and some comment on how this feels relatively tame. The Cougars once danced in a parking lot at Disney, before a game with UCF, in front of aghast parents. In Baton Rouge for a game at Tulane, hotel officials kicked the team out of the hallways because it disturbed a quilting convention. Water guns, smoke bombs and water balloons have all been involved.


Wtf.

Jesus....no way this is real, right? Not even dorks like Buscemi can defend this as being anything other than absolutely bizarre.
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Very em-barr-ass-ing.
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