FattyMLM (aka Ketchopotamus) tries to claim validation through Kyler tweet

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Of course, FattyMLM is being a lying FAT ****k

Here are the tweets:







Kyler Murray passed for 3669 yards and 46 TDs in the 2014 season while leading his team to an undefeated record and the state championship, but he "hadn't proven that he definitely had the passing skills to stick that the position". Every freaking college team in the nation offered him a scholarship, but oh great guru FattyMLM here knew better.





Kyler's response:



FattyMLM, in typical Fatty fashion, then attempts to make himself the victim here:





He is a BIG FAT VICTIM and don't you forget it!!!

I need to remind you that Kyler was 16 years old at the time FattyMLM tried to start this Twitter war with him. Kyler's birthday is August 7, 1997. So Fatty was attempting to start a Twitter fight with a 16 year old who had just finished his junior year of high school.

If the above tweets don't remind you how utterly loathsome and pathetic Geoff Ketchum is, just remember that he's now trying to recall this 'beef' with a 16 year old, and seeking validation on the eve of him being drafted #1 overall.


Wildmen03
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I don't want him to die, but if he had an obesity caused stroke preventing him from using a computer ever again, I wouldn't shed a tear.
Bottlehead90
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For ketch the worst outcome is obscurity

For everyone else it would be the best
elfurioso92
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What a choad.
goodAg80
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elfurioso92 said:

What a choad.
Don't insult choads.
Al Bula
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Skimming this thread makes me wonder what kind of person dissects ketchabetes' tweets.
GSPag`
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Wildmen03 said:

I don't want him to die, but if he had an obesity caused stroke preventing him from using a computer ever again, I wouldn't shed a tear.

NO! NO! NO!

He needs to keep rolling it out. Nothing says NUT like fat ketch. He is a treasure for that school over there. A great spokesman for them actually.
valvemonkey91
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Careful! I agree with you but I caught a ban over in Forum16 when I posted something very similar to this regarding Kim Fox and the Smollett fiasco. Some people just make it easy to dislike them very much.
1997Aggie
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"Getting ready for the draft"...exactly what the hell kind of prep work goes into preparing for the draft if you play absolutely no role in it. What a circus act.
RGLAG85
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1997Aggie said:

"Getting ready for the draft"...exactly what the hell kind of prep work goes into preparing for the draft if you play absolutely no role in it. What a circus act.
Hot wings order
Toilet paper
Box of matches
Maalox
Air freshener
TV remote
Leg compression sleeves...........
Ronnie
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I want a top down perspective on my profile pic.

No, I want the camera higher! Up I said!

Get a ladder!
T Durden
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RGLAG85 said:

1997Aggie said:

"Getting ready for the draft"...exactly what the hell kind of prep work goes into preparing for the draft if you play absolutely no role in it. What a circus act.
Hot wings order
Toilet paper
Box of matches
Maalox
Air freshener
TV remote
Leg compression sleeves...........


Bravo Sir...Bravo.
Ifishandlie
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Ketchempotumus. Lol

Need a list of just ketch nicknames. Some of these are hilarious!
BoomGoesThe
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Bottlehead90 said:

For ketch the worst outcome is obscurity


He's already achieved that. Don't you remember the 0.0 share that his radio show earned?
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Science Denier
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Hey Fatty,

Since you read this site every 5 min, let me ask:

1. Is saying "that being said, he's 5-11 and hasn't proven that he definitely has the passing skills to stick at the position, Legit concern." really saying he'd be the #1 pick in the NFL draft?

2. Is ranking a class #12 in the country that resulted in zero top 4 round picks in the draft 4 years later still accurate in your brain?
aTm2004
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Honest question...is Kyler as tall as fatass is wide?
Serious Lee
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couple of years ago me and some friends went into plukcers over at crossroads on a saturday afternoon. I had already heard thta was ketchs hanngout so i figured it would be good food. As we were waiting on our order, lo and behold, i notice there is this big fat guy back in the corner with a laptop and headset on, plate full of wings, wearing a bib, and talking into the mic (or hisself for all i know).
The Collective
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Typical Ketch tweet / analysis. He was going to bump this whether Kyler made it to the NFL or completely busted in college.
The Collective
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Some other quotes from Geoff:

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I'm not tripping one bit over whatever struggles Tyrone Swoopes might have had this weekend. I've seen enough from him with my own eyes this summer to have a pretty good feel for what he is currently and what he can be in the future. Two decades in this business tell me that I have to keep all things in a healthy amount of context when dealing with an event in which the team names include Alpha Talon and Vapor Carbon.


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Swoopes is ahead of VY throwing the ball right now at the same stage and it's not even close. I'll go so far as to say he's better in the passing game right now at 17 than VY was at 19 or 20. I know because I watched everyone of VY's practices for the most part until he left in 2005.


1997Aggie
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aTm2004 said:

Honest question...is Kyler as tall as fatass is wide?
Nope. Slider is still shorter sideways too.
JimInBCS
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RGLAG85 said:

1997Aggie said:

"Getting ready for the draft"...exactly what the hell kind of prep work goes into preparing for the draft if you play absolutely no role in it. What a circus act.
Hot wings order
Toilet paper
Box of matches
Maalox
Air freshener
TV remote
Leg compression sleeves...........


For some reason this struck me as the funniest thing I've read anywhere in quite some time. Well done.
dixichkn
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I have to keep all things in a healthy amount of context when dealing with an event in which the team names include Alpha Talon and Vapor Carbon.
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