Melvin Udall has no other friends.

So there's jorts-level crazy, and YourFriend-level crazy.

Yeah, I'd rather be jorts-level crazy

Why is there an Old Rivalries?

fear and lack of brains

I don't acknowledge sips in public at all. If I happen to have an Ag hat on, when I see a sip, most stare at me, I just walk by without a word.

If they speak politely, I might nod my head. If they are rude, and most that speak are, I will make them feel two inches high to where they will turn and leave or just shut up with a stupid look on their face and mumble to themselves.

Each day, I laugh to myself at how dumb they look. I have been waiting decades to meet one that wasn't a dumbass.

Is there one on any other fan board? I honestly don't know because I don't visit other rival/non rival team boards because that would be stupid.

Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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For not caring about us, y'all still here a lot talking **** that doesn't make sense. Why even bother?

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I come here for entertainment.

Roman Moronie said:

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Why is there an Old Rivalries?

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A significant number pose as Ags on the football board. And that loser Justin has a premium subscription.

Even more pathetic, a lot of these idiots have never set foot in a sip classroom.

Roman Moronie said:

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Why is there an Old Rivalries?

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They seem to enjoy being marginalized.

33 said:

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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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For not caring about us, y'all still here a lot talking **** that doesn't make sense. Why even bother?

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I come here for entertainment.

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Yup, you and your ilk have provided us plenty of entertainment.

Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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For the life of me I don't know why YourFriend repeatedly visits this board only to be embarrassed tenfold every time

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The people on this forum are the only "friends" he has.

33 said:

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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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For not caring about us, y'all still here a lot talking **** that doesn't make sense. Why even bother?

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I come here for entertainment.

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hey 33, how are things over yonder ?

I left Texas last Thursday. Got some work to do on a 50 ft house boat docked in Florida. The 25 ft sailboat is ready to go.

Have a beer for me

Flashdiaz said:

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Is there one on any other fan board? I honestly don't know because I don't visit other rival/non rival team boards because that would be stupid.

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I've noticed a large influx of sips and sooners posting over on tigerdroppings SECRANT board. The usual anti-A&M and SEC crap.

33 said:

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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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For not caring about us, y'all still here a lot talking **** that doesn't make sense. Why even bother?

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I come here for entertainment.

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Have you ever tried pocket pool?

aggiehawg said:

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Flashdiaz said:

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Is there one on any other fan board? I honestly don't know because I don't visit other rival/non rival team boards because that would be stupid.

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I've noticed a large influx of sips and sooners posting over on tigerdroppings SECRANT board. The usual anti-A&M and SEC crap.

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I wish I had the time and patience to read that and laugh, dummies don't realize how Texans are perceived in other states. I drove over here to Florida, stopped in each state. They don't see many Texans this way, and I've had my Ag hat on. Right now I'm at Starbucks in Gulf Breeze. I see an Alabama hat, a UCF hat, a ND hat. Eight people inside, only other is a Jimmy Buffet hat

Edit: Alabama guy just got up and left, saw my ring and hat, nodded as he went by, not a word said

petey88 said:

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fear and lack of brains

I don't acknowledge sips in public at all. If I happen to have an Ag hat on, when I see a sip, most stare at me, I just walk by without a word.

If they speak politely, I might nod my head. If they are rude, and most that speak are, I will make them feel two inches high to where they will turn and leave or just shut up with a stupid look on their face and mumble to themselves.

Each day, I laugh to myself at how dumb they look. I have been waiting decades to meet one that wasn't a dumbass.

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Hello Petey.

Have you ever just stared at yourself in the mirror with your Aggie hat on and just wondered. I think you will find your answer.

Have a nice day Petey.

Stevetex. said:

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petey88 said:

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fear and lack of brains

I don't acknowledge sips in public at all. If I happen to have an Ag hat on, when I see a sip, most stare at me, I just walk by without a word.

If they speak politely, I might nod my head. If they are rude, and most that speak are, I will make them feel two inches high to where they will turn and leave or just shut up with a stupid look on their face and mumble to themselves.

Each day, I laugh to myself at how dumb they look. I have been waiting decades to meet one that wasn't a dumbass.

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Hello Petey.

Have you ever just stared at yourself in the mirror with your Aggie hat on and just wondered. I think you will find your answer.

Have a nice day Petey.

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Nope, don't do selfies either

Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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For not caring about us, y'all still here a lot talking **** that doesn't make sense. Why even bother?

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of course we care, agg-y is our biggest rival aside from maybe ou.

personally i'm here because the ROI on a minimal investment in trolling goes so much further here than anywhere else

tshirtmoron said:

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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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For not caring about us, y'all still here a lot talking **** that doesn't make sense. Why even bother?

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of course we care, agg-y is our biggest rival aside from maybe ou.

personally i'm here because the ROI on a minimal investment in trolling goes so much further here than anywhere else

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Impressive that you can type all of that with a dildo in both hands.

petey88 said:

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33 said:

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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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For not caring about us, y'all still here a lot talking **** that doesn't make sense. Why even bother?

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I come here for entertainment.

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hey 33, how are things over yonder ?

I left Texas last Thursday. Got some work to do on a 50 ft house boat docked in Florida. The 25 ft sailboat is ready to go.

Have a beer for me

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Petey, things are great for me. I'm hiking in the Black Forest at least twice a week and enjoying life.

I'm sure you're enjoying the work on the boats. My advice: Live life and avoid all the bs.

Prost.

tshirtmoron said:

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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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For not caring about us, y'all still here a lot talking **** that doesn't make sense. Why even bother?

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of course we care, agg-y is our biggest rival aside from maybe ou.

personally i'm here because the ROI on a minimal investment in trolling goes so much further here than anywhere else

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So I can count on you laughing with me after you discover what I dropped in your party's punchbowl?

I think that the reason most of them (and there are actually only a small handful that post on this forum) is described by one of Colin Powell's 13 rules.

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Rule 3: Avoid Having Your Ego so Close to your Position that When Your Position Falls, Your Ego Goes With It!

Your position is what you do to live, it is not who you are. Leaders that have "their egos in check" can lead from wherever they are. For them, the position was just a means to an endsnot the ends itself. You can always lead!

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For whatever reason, most of the sips that post on this forum have linked their ego to anything longhorn. When longhorn has success, they come here to gloat in order to affirm their ego. When longhorn has failure, they come here to refute it in order to defend their ego,

It won't be long before we start playing each other so might as well get the rivalry going.

Well, at least it is not like it used to be, before the "great extinction" occurred after we left the BDF.

That was magnificent to behold.

t.u. and Deloss. Thank you for being yourselves for you single handedly destroyed a conference that at one time rivaled the SEC.

goodAg80 said:

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Melvin Udall has no other friends.

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You keep my name out your w***e a** mouth.

tshirtmoron said:

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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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For not caring about us, y'all still here a lot talking **** that doesn't make sense. Why even bother?

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of course we care, agg-y is our biggest rival aside from maybe ou.

personally i'm here because the ROI on a minimal investment in trolling goes so much further here than anywhere else

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Are you bragging about wasting lots of time "trolling" on a Texas A&M message board as a t-shirt horn fan? Might as well just go ahead and talks about your worthless $45k/year admin job.

Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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Why do so many sips congregate here

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Because you touch yourself at night. And because they are interested in men touching themselves.

tshirtmoron said:

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Bayside Tiger Ag said:

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For not caring about us, y'all still here a lot talking **** that doesn't make sense. Why even bother?

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of course we care, agg-y is our biggest rival aside from maybe ou.

personally i'm here because the ROI on a minimal investment in trolling goes so much further here than anywhere else

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No one believes that "OU is our biggest rival" nonsense anymore.

Stevetex. said:

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It won't be long before we start playing each other so might as well get the rivalry going.

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What has your program done in the past 10 years that makes you believe you deserve to play A&M every year?