Ketch's socks

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I'll say the over/under is 2.5 on socks and 27 on chicken wings.
astroboy
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Ketch hasn't seen his socks since '98
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With those cankles, he doesn't wear socks. He just wears pillow cases.
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What does his twitter say about the Sumlin letter thing? I don't do twitter, but maybe one of you hot shots can do some quick research?
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Not just his socks, He hasn't seen his d!ck since the '80s.
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astroboy said:

Ketch hasn't seen his socks since '98

That was about the last time he saw his Dad as well
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Potcake said:

With those cankles, he doesn't wear socks. He just wears pillow cases.


He uses Hula hoops to hold em' up
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Txgunrnnr said:

Not just his socks, He hasn't seen his d!ck since the '80s.
Oh, he saw it. He just thought it was a chicken wing and ate it.
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stick93 said:

astroboy said:

Ketch hasn't seen his socks since '98

That was about the last time he saw his Dad as well
Brutal. Around 50 wings should heal that wound.
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stick93 said:

astroboy said:

Ketch hasn't seen his socks since '98

That was about the last time he saw his Dad as well
Ketch Dad jokes are savage.
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Haha
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stick93
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HeyMoe said:

stick93 said:

astroboy said:

Ketch hasn't seen his socks since '98

That was about the last time he saw his Dad as well
Ketch Dad jokes are savage.

Meh. The fact that he chose to share that story tells me all I need to know about this guy. Most likely went after a payday and when it didn't go as planned he was back making a living $9.95 at a time.
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RIP elastic, you did your best, but one can only give so much before breaking. At least the landfill will be a much greener pasture for you.
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stick93 said:

astroboy said:

Ketch hasn't seen his socks since '98

That was about the last time he saw his Dad as well

Coincidentally, it was also the last time his dad had any semblance of hope of his son doing anything of significance with his life and not just being the embarrassing mistake he remains to this day.
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Diabetes socks
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Like every father, he assumed his son would rise above his own achievements. Ketch failed...spectacularly.

His dad wrote him off quicker than a donation to the Salvation Army.
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What's the tl: dr version of the story about Ketch and his dad?
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HTownAg98 said:

What's the tl: dr version of the story about Ketch and his dad?

Ketch Sr. impregnates woman. Ketch born. Ketch Sr. peace out.

[fast forward 40 years]

Ketch seeks out Ketch Sr. Ketch Sr. successful, but embarrassed of Ketch.

Ketch Sr. advises Ketch that he sucks in the exact way we all know Ketch to suck.
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Ketch cry. Ketch blog. Internet laugh at Ketch.
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Damn, I was sock fishing for Ketch and not even a nibble. Got to love the Zoo hate for that fat fucher!
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Come on Ketch, you know you're lurking. Let the ego take control and break cover. I guarantee 50 pages dedicated to your greatness.
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