Tell me about Brecklynn Hager

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Born Maroon
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As Brecklynn Hager enters the twilight of NCAA eligibility and relevance, it's fitting to look at what drives she/her/hers/itself.

She is a t.u. legacy. Her father was a record setting defensive player whose legacy was tarnished by his unlikable personality. Texas university has tried to make her one of the faces of the program despite her dismal production on the field.

Brecklyn seems to need a lot of attention. Because she lacks the talent and or determination to stand out on the field like her father, she's relegated to being a sideshow act. A freak.

Brecklyn could be compared to Dennis Rodman (only she's white and has no defensive skills/abilities)



Validated by standing out in a crowd



Likes to play dress up




Drawn to authority figures that make her feel special



Needs a platform to generate cheap heat and stay relevant



Emotionally unstable. National laughingstock.

What did I miss?








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Is Big Brother still on the air? I ask as I almost refuse to watch TV unless its the Aggies. BB seems like they would benefit from the freak show.
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Born Maroon said:

As Brecklynn Hager enters the twilight of NCAA eligibility and relevance, it's fitting to look at what drives she/her/hers/itself.

She is a t.u. legacy. Her father was a record setting defensive player whose legacy was tarnished by his unlikable personality. Texas university has tried to make her one of the faces of the program despite her dismal production on the field.

Brecklyn seems to need a lot of attention. Because she lacks the talent and or determination to stand out on the field like her father, she's relegated to being a sideshow act. A freak.

Brecklyn could be compared to Dennis Rodman (only she's white and has no defensive skills/abilities)



Validated by standing out in a crowd



Likes to play dress up




Drawn to authority figures that make her feel special



Needs a platform to generate cheap heat and stay relevant



Emotionally unstable. National laughingstock.

What did I miss?









Won't be the first whorn in a dress.
screw-tu
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That liberal s**thole is perfect for Brecklynn. Too bad his eligibility is up. Would love for him to "fortify" their defense next yeae
nortex97
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This is a terrible thread.

Rodman was very talented and worked much harder than his physical peers, as reflected both in his pro rebounding/defensive stats, and that he got drafted in the second round out of SE Okla. State but played pro ball for 18 years. Just because he was/is a weirdo doesn't mean we should demean him with comparisons to a statistal nothing in college.

I am pretty pissed this thread made me defend Dennis Rodman. Damn you, lazy interneters.
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He's basically this years malik Jefferson.
usmcbrooks
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ClassOf17 said:

He's basically this years malik Jefferson.


Actually worse than Malik of Nazareth.
ABATTBQ11
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It'll go down in history as the first trans to pay D1 football. Surprised it's not getting drafted like Michael Sam for PR.
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nortex97 said:

This is a terrible thread.

Rodman was very talented and worked much harder than his physical peers, as reflected both in his pro rebounding/defensive stats, and that he got drafted in the second round out of SE Okla. State but played pro ball for 18 years. Just because he was/is a weirdo doesn't mean we should demean him with comparisons to a statistal nothing in college.

I am pretty pissed this thread made me defend Dennis Rodman. Damn you, lazy interneters.
This. Rodman was/is a really goofy guy, but he could back it up on the court.

It's kind of crazy when you think about what he did as an NBA player - he kind of took the chick-fil-a approach of doing one thing and doing it well - and he was a rebounder like no other.

Rodman also has, in a strange way, the "I'd like to have a beer and BS with that guy" quality. Bill Clinton is the same way.

Brokeback Hager? Not so much.
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Was at EsipN site looking around, decided to check on her tackling stats. There was a link for photos and Marcia Brady came up
Clob94
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We call him Brenda. He is who we thought he was when he arrived. He's a prima Donna if ever there were one. He's used his platform to try and promote his "brand". We are all glad to see him go.
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Aside from this board, literally no one gives a **** about Hager. Rodman is a legend
dermdoc
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How do the players in the sip locker room not kick his ass?
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Clob94
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dermdoc said:

How do the players in the sip locker room not kick his ass?
He's a senior. Trust me, he won't be missed.
dermdoc
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Acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.
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Texasteasipper
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It feels like yall have a little man crush on Breck.
GAC06
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It feels like you're a ****ing idiot
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Texasteasipper said:

It feels like yall have a little man crush on Breck.


Except she's not a man
txjortsagent
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Clob94 said:

We call him Brenda. He is who we thought he was when he arrived. He's a prima Donna if ever there were one. He's used his platform to try and promote his "brand". We are all glad to see him go.


I don't blame you
Joe Exotic
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Texasteasipper said:

It feels like yall have a little man crush on Breck.


He sucks at college football
WC94
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Quote:

What did I miss?


Rodman is in the Hall of Fame. Only athletic comparison will be his pro wrestling career.
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nortex97 said:

This is a terrible thread.

Rodman was very talented and worked much harder than his physical peers, as reflected both in his pro rebounding/defensive stats, and that he got drafted in the second round out of SE Okla. State but played pro ball for 18 years. Just because he was/is a weirdo doesn't mean we should demean him with comparisons to a statistal nothing in college.

I am pretty pissed this thread made me defend Dennis Rodman. Damn you, lazy interneters.

I agree. Rodman is weird as hell, but a damned good athlete. Still hard to believe he played for SEOSU in Durant, Oklahoma of all places.
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