Advantage Frogs On A Wet Field?

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switzerland
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With more rain predicted in Austin for the next few days I started wondering which team would have an advantage if the field were to be soaked by Mother Nature. I seem to remember a game a few years ago where we may have had a leaking sprinkler head and the field was damp and some of you good Ags thought we gained a competitive break leading to a glorious victory. Could the same thing happen Saturday and some of TCU's speed be negated if we had a muddy track? Sadly, I think our only chance would be if we played them in a swimming pool.

Don't get me wrong...I am thrilled we beat USC. A bad team with a good name. They may be the only team we play this year that I wouldn't straight up trade coaching staffs. How the hell can a program with that history in a fertile recruiting area ever fall to such depths? Oh hell...never mind.

TCU. What has happened that this is not penned in as an automatic W when looking at the schedule before the season starts? For most of my life I have never thought about winning or losing this game, just how much do we win by. Now for the last few years I have had to hope they don't blow us out and we keep it respectable. Pretty sure the last four years the combined score has been 592 - 11. The only way I will watch this game Saturday will be if there is a revised version of the Clockwork Orange and I am the guy strapped in a chair with my eyes forced open so that I am forced to view the entire violent, humiliating ordeal. The only good thing will be we are so far behind that I won't get upset by a last minute interception costing us the game. Playing in 3" of mud should keep the score down. TCU 83 Texas 9.

Good luck to the Ags this week as well.
BlazingSaddles
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As always, good stuff here.
Potcake
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Plastic grass doesn't grow in mud.
switzerland
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Artistic license on the field! Don't mess with a good story!
AgOutsideAustin
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Actually Switz regarding this "How the hell can a program with that history in a fertile recruiting area ever fall to such depths?"
your school tells USC to hold my beer.
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USC has a fixation on hiring HCs with major ties to the program.

Helton had been a longtime assistant. His steadiness was probably welcome after the drama with Joey Freshwater and Sark the Tank.
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Fear the purple Toad

Art96
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Frogs are born to water. Looking forward to the beat down.
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AgOutsideAustin said:

Actually Switz regarding this "How the hell can a program with that history in a fertile recruiting area ever fall to such depths?"
your school tells USC to hold my beer.


Man... nothing gets past you!
BVAg85
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Wet shouldn't help horned frogs. They live in hot, dry places. Let's hope those from TCU are the elusive wetlands horn toad.
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Great Beard of Zeus said:

AgOutsideAustin said:

Actually Switz regarding this "How the hell can a program with that history in a fertile recruiting area ever fall to such depths?"
your school tells USC to hold my beer.


Man... nothing gets past you!

No ****
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AgOutsideAustin said:

Actually Switz regarding this "How the hell can a program with that history in a fertile recruiting area ever fall to such depths?"
your school tells USC to hold my beer.
thats the joke
91_Aggie
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Can you imagine being this AgOutsideAustin guy and reading switz's posts and just "not getting it"... geez.
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switzerland said:

Sadly, I think our only chance would be if we played them in a swimming pool.


Your team practices in a pool more than most.

Y'all wearing the Swan unis?

https://247sports.com/college/texas/ContentGallery/Best-moments-from-Texas-Longhorns-football-Heat-Wave-pool-party-with-Tom-Herman-53226169/#53226169_6
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AgOutsideAustin said:

Actually Switz regarding this "How the hell can a program with that history in a fertile recruiting area ever fall to such depths?"
your school tells USC to hold my beer.
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Good stuff as always!

And, I'm going to start using the phrase "Clockwork Orange" whenever the sip propaganda machine regularly regurgitates things like "Texas is back", "Texas is young", "bring back the A&M/Texas game".
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Reading a Switz post on a Friday at scholzs beer garten (steps away from DKR) is the best
Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God.
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The t-shirt horns on this website ABSOLUTELY HATE the OP.
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Great Beard of Zeus said:

AgOutsideAustin said:

Actually Switz regarding this "How the hell can a program with that history in a fertile recruiting area ever fall to such depths?"
your school tells USC to hold my beer.

Man... nothing gets past you!

Nor the 5 who blue starred his post
Matsui
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Best part of the week!
bdb85
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Always enjoy your posts, sir! Thank you!
Synopsis
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I love reading your posts.
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Switz, you should publish a small book with your collective thoughts on the topic. The title would need to be catchy, but I have little doubt you'd come up with something good.

Your satire would be catchy bud. And I'm halfway serious.
William K. Klingaman
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The only thing interesting about this game is the sip chicks wearing chaps in the rain. #objectify
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One thing I do know about frogs. When it is wet, expect more audibles.
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