Courtesy Gary from Premium (taken from OB I believe)Quote:
You answered your own question. Since you are an a g g y let me give you the formula in terms you will understand. Let's use eggs. There are small, medium, large and extra large eggs. You are only allowed to collect 25 eggs BUT the hunt for eggs is allowed to continue until feb 2019. The basket with the heaviest average wins. If you are a loser some of your eggs can be stolen.The winner is not announced until the end of the hunt so counting eggs before then is not very smart but some do it anyway because it gives them a sense of worth that otherwise does not exist.
Since you have unwisely chosen to count a g g y eggs and compare them to our basket and others at this moment let me use the formula to show the flaws in doing so. Your a g g y basket has 1 extra large egg and 10 large eggs. It also has 10 medium eggs and one small. You are also only 3 short of filling your basket. The Longhorn basket is only 1/2 full meaning they still have room for many more eggs. And of the eggs they have collected 70% of them are large or better. Your basket only has 50% large or better meaning 50% of your already mostly full basket is medium to small and this is before the inevitable losing begins and eggs move baskets. I know this is tough but think real hard on which basket you would rather have. In simple terms, keeping in mind the bigger the eggs AT THE END OF THE HUNT the better, you have a mostly full basket but it has a lot of chicken sh't and not many big eggs.
****ing hell this is fun to watch.
Jimbo is draping his Grade AA Extra Large ones all across Herman's kissy face, but they are going with a stupid egg analogy.