He's gone MIA

We Need a silver alert on I 35 for tuVM

He could be under a bridge or locked in a bathroom somewhere. Or hiding under the covers in Randy duke's mom's basement!

Or we can just deport him from texags altogether!

Baron von Waffle said:

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Now I understand why Mensa was comparing whorn to ISU on NSD. It's a tight race to the bottom.

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Damn, is Iowa state good at anything?

Interesting. Did not know that.

SidetrackAg said:

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Baron von Waffle said:

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Now I understand why Mensa was comparing whorn to ISU on NSD. It's a tight race to the bottom.

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Damn, is Iowa state good at anything?

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Beat Oklahoma in basketball and football

ISU was Mensa's signature win of 2017. He's sending lil sweet a valentine card

SidetrackAg said:

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Baron von Waffle said:

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Now I understand why Mensa was comparing whorn to ISU on NSD. It's a tight race to the bottom.

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Damn, is Iowa state good at anything?

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Wrestling or at least they used to be.

Baron von Waffle said:

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Now I understand why Mensa was comparing whorn to ISU on NSD. It's a tight race to the bottom.

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Bdf is a power bottom conference.

Is t-shirt velvet masochist too e-scared to e-show back up? F'ing dork

Thanks for the little thread y'all. Don't worry, I'm all good. Been a little busy.
Recent news: Saw we beat ou again this weekend, in basketball. Good NSD for y'all. Much better than I'd have guessed.

Sorry your bb team got exposed again by swine. The damned mental weakness. I think the world is really rooting for you, and that's why you're typically overrated. In general, folks would like to see a7m reach the heights in something, because you've never been there. Adios for now.

David_Puddy said:

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Is t-shirt velvet masochist too e-scared to e-show back up? F'ing dork

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I can't quite put my e-finger on it, but there's something about you that I really like.

DatTallArchitect said:

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We all know why you haven't been around, and it wasn't because you were too busy. You're a sad, sad little boy with so much insecurity.

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The "I've been busy" excuse when you're too e-scared to e-defend a school that you did not go to. F'ing clown.

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David_Puddy said:

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Is t-shirt velvet masochist too e-scared to e-show back up? F'ing dork

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I can't quite put my e-finger on it, but there's something about you that I really like.

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Hello there M.D. You seem like an awfully nice fellow and someone that I'd love to be e-buddies with. Which school did you attend and what brings you to Texags.com?

TVM keeps trying to convince himself and everybody else that ZeroU hoops is worth a sheet........

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Thanks for the little thread y'all. Don't worry, I'm all good. Been a little busy.
Recent news: Saw we beat ou again this weekend, in basketball. Good NSD for y'all. Much better than I'd have guessed.

Sorry your bb team got exposed again by swine. The damned mental weakness. I think the world is really rooting for you, and that's why you're typically overrated. In general, folks would like to see a7m reach the heights in something, because you've never been there. Adios for now.

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Like ****in' clockwork...

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Thanks for the little thread y'all. Don't worry, I'm all good. Been a little busy.
Recent news: Saw we beat ou again this weekend, in basketball. Good NSD for y'all. Much better than I'd have guessed.

Sorry your bb team got exposed again by swine. The damned mental weakness. I think the world is really rooting for you, and that's why you're typically overrated. In general, folks would like to see a7m reach the heights in something, because you've never been there. Adios for now.

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So BRAVE to show back up.

Hey Ags. Do y'all really quantify "bravery" by a poster's message board attendance? I bet you don't initially, but then, through repetition and Aggie peer-pressure you actually start to believe in it.
Poor, goofy Aggies.

You wrap up SECSEC bb play with a slate of 4 unranked teams. I'm looking for predictions from Ags, on how you'll do.
Should I start a thread dedicated to that, so we can let this dumpster-fire-of-a-thread die a merciful death?

What a coincidence that your e-disappearance coincided with a 3 game losing streak by your t-shirt school followed by a top 10 road win by ours. You goobers are so predictable. Scared of your own e-shadow to ruin your e-confidence to post on this board. What a dumbass

David_Puddy said:

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M.D. said:

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David_Puddy said:

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Is t-shirt velvet masochist too e-scared to e-show back up? F'ing dork

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I can't quite put my e-finger on it, but there's something about you that I really like.

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Hello there M.D. You seem like an awfully nice fellow and someone that I'd love to be e-buddies with. Which school did you attend and what brings you to Texags.com?

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Hiya, Dave! Happy to be here! I'm a distinguished alumnus of THE Texas Tech University. I found this place because a very good friend of mine, Robert Wilson, used to post here and he always had the nicest things to say about you gays. Because of this site I forged lifelong friendships with folks like Samuel Bronkowitz, Harry Stone, Booze, and Lloyd Christmas. I haven't been able to post here with my friends in a long time because staff has an unusually persistent hardon for me despite my repeated attempts to extend an olive branch. Oh well.

Hey Puddy. When I talk about what I've already said, I tell the truth. I'm really impressed with TexAgs search function these days. And you have great researchers.

Before my recent, very short break, I explained I was about to be posting less frequently, for a few months, and that's true. It'll be spotty. I also tried to drum up basketball discussion about Auburn and Kentucky and your games thereafter. I thought your prospects were good.
But, y'all just like to call names and stuff. ( Ag-bravery?) You didn't want to talk about it. Sorry I wasn't around when you were winning.

UT right now is NIT material. And I've been saying that. Unlike your Ags, we can't string together wins. If we make the real tourney it'll be because of the Bamba-story and the AJ-story. That's us. Puddy, please confirm to your brainwashed bros that I've never bragged about this team.

STFU maestro dumbass.
Just posted to keep this thread going.

M.D. said:

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David_Puddy said:

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M.D. said:

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David_Puddy said:

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Is t-shirt velvet masochist too e-scared to e-show back up? F'ing dork

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I can't quite put my e-finger on it, but there's something about you that I really like.

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Hello there M.D. You seem like an awfully nice fellow and someone that I'd love to be e-buddies with. Which school did you attend and what brings you to Texags.com?

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Hiya, Dave! Happy to be here! I'm a distinguished alumnus of THE Texas Tech University. I found this place because a very good friend of mine, Robert Wilson, used to post here and he always had the nicest things to say about you gays. Because of this site I forged lifelong friendships with folks like Samuel Bronkowitz, Harry Stone, Booze, and Lloyd Christmas. I haven't been able to post here with my friends in a long time because staff has an unusually persistent hardon for me despite my repeated attempts to extend an olive branch. Oh well.

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Very interesting. You fellows have quite the basketball team this season and I wish your team continued success the rest of the way. Hopefully staff will be nicer to you going forward. Sure could use a lot more genitalmen like yourself around these parts versus the dope above me (TVM).

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Hey Puddy. When I talk about what I've already said, I tell the truth. I'm really impressed with TexAgs search function these days. And you have great researchers.

Before my recent, very short break, I explained I was about to be posting less frequently, for a few months, and that's true. It'll be spotty. I also tried to drum up basketball discussion about Auburn and Kentucky and your games thereafter. I thought your prospects were good.
But, y'all just like to call names and stuff. ( Ag-bravery?) You didn't want to talk about it. Sorry I wasn't around when you were winning.

UT right now is NIT material. And I've been saying that. Unlike your Ags, we can't string together wins. If we make the real tourney it'll be because of the Bamba-story and the AJ-story. That's us. Puddy, please confirm to your brainwashed bros that I've never bragged about this team.

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Tennessee in the NIT?

David_Puddy said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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Hey Puddy. When I talk about what I've already said, I tell the truth. I'm really impressed with TexAgs search function these days. And you have great researchers.

Before my recent, very short break, I explained I was about to be posting less frequently, for a few months, and that's true. It'll be spotty. I also tried to drum up basketball discussion about Auburn and Kentucky and your games thereafter. I thought your prospects were good.
But, y'all just like to call names and stuff. ( Ag-bravery?) You didn't want to talk about it. Sorry I wasn't around when you were winning.

UT right now is NIT material. And I've been saying that. Unlike your Ags, we can't string together wins. If we make the real tourney it'll be because of the Bamba-story and the AJ-story. That's us. Puddy, please confirm to your brainwashed bros that I've never bragged about this team.

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You were gonna be posting less frequently, yet literally posted minutes after our games that we lost.

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Puddy, look into the definition of "literally," or "minutes." You're provably wrong again. I know it bogs down great basketball conversation, but we need to hold one another accountable to the truth, or everything just goes to hell.