sips are hoping for at five Watsons of offense vs. Mizzou

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MetoliusAg
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Those poor bastids are so depressed about their program's continued incompetence, they have started referring to 59 yards of total offense as a "Watson".

When a defense allows 550 rushing yards in a game...is that a Manny?
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I have no idea what is going on here
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SidetrackAg said:

I have no idea what is going on here

Common core maths.
MetoliusAg
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Shawn Watson was Charlie Strong's OC when the sips set an all-time bowl record by only gaining 59 yds total offense vs Arky in the 2013 Texas Bowl.
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30 rushes for 2 total yards wasn't it?
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While I admire them for being realistic, the odds of 5 Watsons (295 yards) of offense keeping them within five TOUCHDOWNS of Mizzou would seem low.
Tony Tedeschi
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A "Manny" only happens if the opposing quarterback is white, wearing a knee-brace, and runs greater than a 5.0 in the 40.
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How many Becks equal one Watson?
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Oh, ok, gotcha. Thanks
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BizAg83 said:

How many Becks equal one Watson?
It's an immutable law that if x=y and z= y, then x = z.

Watson = x

y = a suckass incompetent former Nebraska OC whose clueless playcalling and braindead coaching set records for offensive futility at sip.

Beck = z
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etcetera said:

BizAg83 said:

How many Becks equal one Watson?
It's an immutable law that if x=y and z= y, then x = z.

Watson = x

y = a suckass incompetent former Nebraska OC whose clueless playcalling and braindead coaching set records for offensive futility at sip.

Beck = z


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Suggestion

Don't try to develop math equations while drunk.
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jblaschke said:

Suggestion

Don't try to develop math equations while drunk.

Tom Kazansky 2012
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Tony Tedeschi said:

A "Manny" only happens if the opposing quarterback is white, wearing a knee-brace, and runs greater than a 5.0 in the 40.


Ah. There you are Brandi
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