A Reading From The cHornicles

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Bitter Old Man
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3 Chornicles 17:24-29

Behold, when Malik of Nazareth had crossed from the sideline to the bench to rest, for he was tired from avoiding people on the field all day, a leader, Her Man, came to him and implored him earnestly saying: "My young quarterback is at the point of death, come and and lay your hands on him that he may be made well and play more."

As Her Man was speaking, a doctor from his staff came to him and said "Your quarterback is concussed, why trouble our savior any further." But, overhearing what they said, Malik said to Her Man, "Do not fear, you only need to believe in me as the leader of the team." He approached the QB, and there was much commotion and weeping. Malik said to them, "Why are you crying? He is not unconscious, he is only asleep." But the medical staff laughed at him. Ignoring their professional opinions, Malik took the QB by the hand and said, "Talitha cumi," which means, "Little girl, arise." For he did not know how to modify gender inflections in Greek.

The QB started to come to, and Her Man was overjoyed. The young boy immediately got up and stumbled onto the field. Her Man said to the boy, throw the hardest pass of your career and win the game. And all were amazed at what had happened.

And it was so.

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Schrute
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Amen
Agmechanic
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Thus sayeth the lord
usmcbrooks
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Brilliant!
HTownAg98
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Malik took the QB by the hand and said, "Talitha cumi," which means, "Little girl, arise." For he did not know how to modify gender inflections in Greek.

This was awesome.
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Me too. So good.
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notex
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He threwith it away on the most critical 4th down of the game, but he was greatly inspiring in his dizziness.
David_Puddy
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Blue star for you sir
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Bitter Old Man
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Dammit we need these compiled in one place. I always look forward to them. Bravo.
Canyon99
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Bravo!
TCSD84
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Lay off Ehlinger , he was concussed and couldn't think straight. He probably forgot it was 4th down when he threw the ball away. Like Herman said, he's a wild horse. Whatever the hellthat means.
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TCSD84 said:

Lay off Ehlinger , he was concussed and couldn't think straight. He probably forgot it was 4th down when he threw the ball away. Like Herman said, he's a wild horse. Whatever the hellthat means.
Wild horses keep draggin' me away
And I'll lose more than I'm gonna win someday
Wild horses just stay wild
And Her Man's heart is all I break
Wild horses keep draggin' me away
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Behold, when Malik of Nazareth had crossed from the sideline to the bench to rest, for he was tired from avoiding people on the field all day...
Lol. So true.

Brilliant writing.


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"Talitha cumi," which means, "Little girl, arise."
I can't stop laughing at this...
45-70Ag
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Choked on my coffee reading this.
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