The Cowboys Doomsday Defense. Pittsburghs Steel Curtain. The 2017 Texas Longhorn Defense. These are the kind of teams that instill fear in opponents weeks before the actual game. We shut out San Jose just one week after giving up 51. By my simple math skills and deductive reasoning that means USC will score -51 on Saturday. I think that even if our Hill Country Offense sputters a little we should be able to do better than -51.
The advantage of playing USC comes down to one thing and one thing only. How often will they show the Song Girls on TV. For you Ags they are the same as your Yell Leaders. Only they are hot women with tight asses and bountifully filled white sweaters. I wouldn't mind is USC scored 90 as long as they showed the Song Girls jumping up and down after every touchdown. In hindsite they are a little different than your Yell Leaders.
However, I predict our repetitive thrusting and thrashing deep into USC's territory will cause the Trojans to break leading us to a 69 to -51 victory. The win will be so convincing that it will give us momentum for victories throughout October and when the initial playoff rankings are announced they will create a new ranking system in our honor. We won't be #1 but instead we will be #.57. Maybe even 0.
0. Texas
1. Alabama
2. Penn State
3. Someone for us to crush in the first round.
Good luck to the Ags this week as well.
The advantage of playing USC comes down to one thing and one thing only. How often will they show the Song Girls on TV. For you Ags they are the same as your Yell Leaders. Only they are hot women with tight asses and bountifully filled white sweaters. I wouldn't mind is USC scored 90 as long as they showed the Song Girls jumping up and down after every touchdown. In hindsite they are a little different than your Yell Leaders.
However, I predict our repetitive thrusting and thrashing deep into USC's territory will cause the Trojans to break leading us to a 69 to -51 victory. The win will be so convincing that it will give us momentum for victories throughout October and when the initial playoff rankings are announced they will create a new ranking system in our honor. We won't be #1 but instead we will be #.57. Maybe even 0.
0. Texas
1. Alabama
2. Penn State
3. Someone for us to crush in the first round.
Good luck to the Ags this week as well.