http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2728242-inside-the-rebirth-of-texas-football
Finally worked

That article will really stop up a toilet!

Guess they're going to have to potty train the team before they can administer the hydration tests.

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They've tried to change since the sun quickly set on Mack Brown's glorious run on the "Forty Acres." They hired the first African-American head coach in school history (Charlie Strong), then did next to nothing to support him [BS]. Hell, they even threw $100 million at Nick Saban to see if he'd leave Alabama.[BS]

Now we turn to Herman, a sharp and charismatic can of Red Bull, a man who doesn't settle for fools and doesn't dance with political correctness. He is, in the parlance of all things 10 gallon, genuine Texan.[Huh?]

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He seems flawless.

Good morning guys,

I'm back, staff actually reinstated me last Wednesday, but have been busy with other stuff.

Whorns are still whorns I see

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He has the track record of rebuilding a middling program (Houston) and has coached the majority of his career in Texas. He doesn't drink sweet tea, and he sure as hell knows that BBQ is beefand maybe pork.

He is the perfect fit they've been looking for in Austin since they somehow lost last year to something called Kansas.

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Another sip infomercial. I though Charlie was the coach with exactly what they needed. I kept hearing about how he was doing things the right way, getting rid of troublemakers and otherwise cleaning up the mess that Mack left behind. I guess he was a sweet tea with BBQ chicken kind of guy after all.

We'll see how they spin it once Herman has a meltdown with reporters like he did in Houston.

elfurioso92 said:

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We'll see how they spin it once Herman has a meltdown with reporters like he did in Houston.

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They are already ahead of you there. They are keeping the reporters at a distance and making sure they know they are on a very short leash.

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Ticket sales the true measure

notex said:

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FThis is my favorite part;

"When Herman arrived late in November after three straight losing seasons under Strong, Texas was a picked-over carcass on the range: Players with empty emotional tanks, and deep-pocket boosters with too much power. Faded facilities among the worst in the Big 12, and years of dysfunction from an administration that at one time was better than any other in college athletics."

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How do they expect Herman to fix the "deep pocketed boosters with too much power"? Heck, one is the AD.

"genuine Texan".....LOL.