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https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/college-sports/texaslonghorns/2017/08/13/another-early-season-shocker-store-longhorns-bold-predictions-texas

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1. Texas will shock USC in Pasadena

Few expected the Longhorns to win against then-No. 10 Notre Dame on opening last night year. But that didn't stop the burnt orange from pulling off a thrilling upset in double overtime. Texas will enter the Sept. 16 matchup against the Trojans as a similar underdog. However, Tom Herman is yet to lose to a ranked team as a head coach (5-0), and his squad will be fired up against a likely top-5 team. Look for the Longhorns to shock USC to begin their season 3-0 for the first time since 2012.

2. Chris Warren III will rush for 1,000 yards

3. Texas' defense will finish top-2 in the Big 12 in points allowed

4. Collin Johnson will emerge as an elite receiver


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5. Texas will win nine games

The Longhorns have been a popular pick to be a bounce-back candidate since finishing 5-7 in 2014. But the stars have finally aligned for the burnt orange to make some serious progress in 2017. Inexperience and poor fundamentals plagued Strong's young, but talented, teams the last two seasons. However, his signature recruiting class will enter its third year just in time for Herman's arrival. It's up to the first-year head coach to put the pieces together and help his team realize its potential. If he's successful, the Longhorns may push their way into Big 12 title contention.




Paradise Ag
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Breaking News!

Texas will beat USC based on their other-worldly upset of a 4-8 Notre Dame team last year, which begs the question -

How do you "upset" a 4-8 team?


Imagine the upside for the sips this year had they "upset" Kansas University!
AgOutsideAustin
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You know it's a fanboy writing that crap when he keeps referring to "the burnt orange"
Whatever.
petey88
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Pretty funny stuff, doubt any will happen.

And this clown that wrote it looks like a frickin genious:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/ezra-siegel-4b118993
GiveEmHellBill
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Quote:

Corporate Communications Intern for the Charlotte Hornets


An intern for an NBA team?
petey88
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Good one, I almost spit up my coffee
RVAg02
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schwack schwack said:

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Inexperience and poor fundamentals plagued Strong's young, but talented, teams the last two seasons. However, his signature recruiting class will enter its third year just in time for Herman's arrival. It's up to the first-year head coach to put the pieces together and help his team realize its potential.

I can't keep track. Are they young or mature and experienced this year?
petey88
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76, stevo ?

input please ?
AgOutsideAustin
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petey88 said:


Pretty funny stuff, doubt any will happen.

And this clown that wrote it looks like a frickin genious:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/ezra-siegel-4b118993

From The Daily Texan to the DMN, nice lateral move there.
titanmaster_race
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Not even in a league with no defense will the longhorns finish top 2 in points allowed. Not even top 4.
petey88
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AgOutsideAustin said:

petey88 said:


Pretty funny stuff, doubt any will happen.

And this clown that wrote it looks like a frickin genious:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/ezra-siegel-4b118993

From The Daily Texan to the DMN, nice lateral move there.

yep, other gems:

Public Relations Intern
Rockland Boulders
May 2015 August 2015 (4 months)
-Writing news releases, game recaps, and feature stories.
-Updating social media accounts, including live-tweeting games, and implementing new social media strategies
-Researching stats and producing game notes for media and broadcast members.

Honors & Awards
  • Alpha Lambda Delta and Phi Eta Sigma Honor Societies
    University of Texas Honors Center
    February 2014

Fox Lane High School
( The Fox Lane High School Foxes in Bedford, New York)




pretty darn good resume, especially being a fox that turned into a sip
Your Friend
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That article is $
McInnis80
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Texas will shock USC in Pasadena.

Really DMN? When did they move the Coliseum from Exposition Park to Pasadena? That must have made Carmageddon look like a picnic!

Of course we are being mean to the poor DMN writer. The Trojans have only been playing their home games at The LOS ANGELES Memorial Coliseum since 1923.

This just shows that the writer has watched one too many replays of the Rose Bowl on LHN.
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petey88 said:


Pretty funny stuff, doubt any will happen.

And this clown that wrote it looks like a frickin genious:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/ezra-siegel-4b118993
Internet person anonymously criticizing someone's complexion and appearance because he wrote an article praising a rival team. Pretty ironic...
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RVAg02 said:

schwack schwack said:

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Inexperience and poor fundamentals plagued Strong's young, but talented, teams the last two seasons. However, his signature recruiting class will enter its third year just in time for Herman's arrival. It's up to the first-year head coach to put the pieces together and help his team realize its potential.

I can't keep track. Are they young or mature and experienced this year?


Maybe 5-7 was their potential?
Jock 07
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anyone care to dive into the archives to post their predictions from last year?
petey88
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Fightin Ag491 said:

petey88 said:


Pretty funny stuff, doubt any will happen.

And this clown that wrote it looks like a frickin genious:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/ezra-siegel-4b118993
Internet person anonymously criticizing someone's complexion and appearance because he wrote an article praising a rival team. Pretty ironic...
You're right Junior, except you're wrong

I did not say a word about his complexion and appearance, but I did say a clown that looks smart

pretty ironic...

try again later
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why do people look at and post about anything in DMN??

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2. Chris Warren III will rush for 1,000 yards

Uhh....

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/texas-top-returning-running-back-chris-warren-iii-suffers-another-setback/
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13 game season (if they make bowl game). This means your best back averages 75 yds/game against B12 competition. This doesn't seem like a very bold prediction, certainly not shocking...
longeryak
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Anyone going to tell him Warren is made of glass and got a concussion in the last couple of days?
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Poor Herman, media is setting up as a failure this year no matter what
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And when they explode on the launch pad this choad will be telling us how they are a young team just learning to play together with massive upside potential.
McInnis80
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Why not pump up the Horn fans with false hope and dreams? Ketch has kept Pluckers in business selling that line to his subscribers .
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Has he ever had a job that issued a paycheck?

We are not counting that week and half at Sonic before he fell off of his roller skates.

petey88
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McInnis80 said:

Why not pump up the Horn fans with false hope and dreams? Ketch has kept Pluckers in business selling that line to his subscribers .

they do a excellent job of doing that without our help, that's why we laugh at the dumbasses
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pepe the dog said:

Has he ever had a job that issued a paycheck?

We are not counting that week and half at Sonic before he fell off of his roller skates.





Give the man a break, he left his knee pads in the bathroom.
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I put the whorns regular season O/U win total at 7.5.

I put the likelihood of whorn beating USC at about 5%.
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McInnis:

I know they didn't show it in Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (just too much to show) but the Colsieum was picked up and landed in Pasadena with only minimal damage by a huge cyclone of Chondrichthyes.
petey88
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for a sip / NBA Charlotte Hornet Intern, that guy's pretty good even spelling Pasadena correctly
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trm94 said:

Poor Herman, media is setting up as a failure this year no matter what
This. First it was Strong, now Herman. I guess the bigger the hype, the greater the fall.
Potcake
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Thin OL just went on a diet.
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2873623
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This. First it was Strong, now Herman. I guess the bigger the hype, the greater the fall.
This is so true. You'd think that after being let down time and time again, they would at least tone it down a bit. But no. Their hubris shows through every time. It's the same letdown. Kind of like Lucy pullin the ball back when Charlie Brown is about to kick it. They fall for it every time.
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texas is an elite preseason team year in and year out.

texas is the most talented "young" team by midseason year in and year out.

texas is a world beater in recruiting by late season year in and year out.
SoTxAg
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This article guarantees Maryland wins by 4.
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