A Reading From The cHornicles

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Bitter Old Man
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3 cHornicles 1:5-7


"Then Malik said to Her-Man, "See, I have delivered Moncrief into your hands, along with its team and its bag men. March around the locker room once with all the 2 star recruits. Do this for six days. Have seven walk-ons carry cow horns on their heads. On the seventh day, march around the locker room seven times, with the media blowing smoke up your ass. When you hear them proclaim the coming national championship, give a hard swing of your hammer; and then you will stumble and fall in front of the lockers and the meth-addicts will give up their young men to sign with you."

But keep away from the evil things, so that you will not bring about your own destruction. All of the Xanax shall be left behind, lest it be sold and bring trouble upon your people. Behold, if any man is accused of pursuing these evil things, then you shall evaluate his star rating. If his star rating is 3 or more, then you shall send out your bag-men and lawyers to redeem the man and bring him back into your starting line-up. "

And it was so.

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goodAg80
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One of the new prophets.
Wabs
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Let it be said, let it be done.
80s Guy
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So sayeth the Shepard, so sayeth the flock.
Your Friend
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Ronnie Mund
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Justin Jones. Concordia graduate that has defended the Longhorns honor on an Aggie message board for over a decade.
aggieduke
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80s Guy said:

So sayeth the Shepard, so sayeth the flock.


Get it at Porky's!!

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45-70Ag
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That was as good as RMF on a rant.
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