Herman...

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Hood
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Vs. Wooden Locker



Locker: 1
Herman: 0
Wildmen03
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That man clearly doesn't have a history of hard physical labor.

He must have his husband do all that.
Al Bula
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Dude should have been spending his paycheck on a personal trainer rather than hairplugs
EastSideAg2002
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Not a gadget program
Al Bula
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Is this a locker room demolition I can tell my grandkids about?
petey88
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that's pathetic, can't even swing a sledge
goodAg80
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Dork
Decay
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Definitely hit it broadside. Does he understand how a hammer works?
Hood
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Shoulda brought in this guy...

BohunkAg
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He damn near hurt himself. That would've been the only thing funnier. Say what you will about Charlie, but I bet he would've destroyed that f-cker.
Flashdiaz
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looks about right. Took a job he thought he could handle and soon realized he is in over his head and stumbled.
txjortsagent
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Hood said:

Shoulda brought in this guy...




He couldn't be reached. He was out fishing with Jordan Shipley.
Paradise Ag
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txjortsagent said:

Hood said:

Shoulda brought in this guy...




He couldn't be reached. He was out fishing with Jordan Shipley.

Heard somewhere they may have been roommates in college, don't recall the source but it was on a Saturday.
GiveEmHellBill
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Hard hat? Check.
Safety vest? Check.
Safety goggles? Check.
Dockers shorts? Check.
Sneakers? Check.


Yep, he's ready to do some serious damage.....
SchizoAg
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  • Likes to french kiss male football players
  • Dresses like a construction worker, but just as a costume, not as work attire
  • Preaches that women should be treated with respect

I leave it to the reader to draw the obvious conclusion.
b_rad
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What a doofus!
vin1041
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They have got to stop videoing some of this stuff.
Ragoo
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does the vest have his last name on it like a jersey?
Potcake
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Ragoo said:

does the vest have his last name on it like a jersey?

Or like this?
Raiderjay
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He's settling in to the limp wristed t-sipper role quite nicely.......
Rec
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That is some funny ass stuff right there, that clip is a defining moment!
I already have a dog
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Pretty sure Shipley is still playing. He should have a good 8 to 12 years of eligibility left.
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vin1041 said:

They have got to stop videoing some of this stuff.
No.

No they don't..........
dreyOO
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Nice photo op Tom...

I'm sure you won't have a credibility issue teaching your defense to hit and wrap up when you and your sledge get beat down by some wood paneling.
dreyOO
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And 30 minutes later, these little vatos had the whole place cleared.
dreyOO
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But in all seriousness, this is why demo day is no joke and should only be attempted by those with the physical attributes and strength to conduct it safely. Herman shouldn't be ashamed of his limitations. When you can't compete, just step aside.

Examples of demo day pros:


ABATTBQ11
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That looks like 1"-1 1/2" hardwood. You're not breaking that with a sledge...

Nvmd. Thick mdf or double layer something.
Madman
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Video is pretty grainy. It could be styrofoam in that resolution.
ABATTBQ11
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It's thick. He left a hole, but it's dark. That means it's at least two pieces.

Commercial installations like that are often built in using hardwood. For something like that it's sometimes easier to just plane thick stock than to fit multiple pieces. He left a hole though, so it might be just cheap *** MDF with laminate on top. Real wood would have a less uniform hole because the fibers run one way, and 3/4" to 1" hardwood is not something I'd want to hit with a sledge.
ABATTBQ11
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Also, him almost tripping is a textbook example of why you should always work in a clear area. You never know when you'll be exposed as a *****.
Cynical_Texan
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Looks like Herman skips leg days...
chigger
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ABATTBQ11 said:

Also, him almost tripping is a textbook example of why you should always work in a clear area. You never know when you'll be exposed as a *****.


This. Publicity stunt or no, who decided to put all that **** in front of him?
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Whatever companies designed and installed those lockers is laughing.
Kool
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Grab hooch, Tommy Boy. You're not supposed to swing a sledge hammer if you don't know what the hell you're doing



Never mind. With the way he kisses his players, he might just get into a paddlin or two. Wait until the season starts.
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Ten years from now, some new coach will be clumsily using a light saber to dismantle these next level NASA lockers.
http://www.hookem.com/2017/04/14/texas-footballs-new-lockers-next-level-nasa-style/
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