Care to pool our cash?
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Last: 7 yr ago by Tmoneyag99
No one can clean out a refrigerator faster than that fatass.
Not enough wings in the world...
I will contribute 1 american dollar.
Who's going to clean up the wing grease that he will perspire all over my home?
RDV-1992 said:
I will contribute nothing.
FIFY
There is bound to be a bus station bathroom we can have him clean.
Who needs the body odor in their house?
Orangebloods must be doing horribly.
Orangebloods must be doing horribly.
My doors are normal sized so Im out
I only have a 12" slab on top of limestone. Doubt it would hold up.LHIOB said:
My doors are normal sized so Im out
My foundation is already cracked so we can use my home.
I like my pantry as is. No thanks. Besides, the dogs would probably choke to death on the left-behind wing bones
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I guess that stuff about unskilled American laborers taking these jobs after illegals are deported was true afterall.
Soon as that hippo copped a sweat, you'd have to fumigate.
I'd buy him and make him sit in the corner without social media or talking. Then I would drink beer and just watch the fat slob.
The question you should be asking is who knows a hoarder.
I hope it's not bidding by the pound.
What's the bid up to?
I'd like to buy the fat sumb--tch and have him clean the sh--t out of some cattle pens here at the house.
I'd like to buy the fat sumb--tch and have him clean the sh--t out of some cattle pens here at the house.
I'll chip in of someone can find a crack house for him to clean
Does he come with insurance in case his heart gives out in your living room and you end up knocking a wall out to forklift him to the emergency room?
Someone going to follow the cash and make sure it get's to the actual cause? Seems there was a rumor on another fundraiser he was involved in, that a bit was skimmed off the top. Anyone ever follow that up?
For those trying to sell a home: Can he guarantee If you put up a Longhorn flag in your front yard when he comes over your house will triple in value and will be considered the best house in the neighborhood/State?
My guess is probably not. You will be left with permanent couch damage, broken toilets/plumbing.....and a strange, lingering "smell test" combination of Whataburger/Pluckers/Steal Kountry that gallons of Febreeze or commercial remediation work will never take away.
My guess is probably not. You will be left with permanent couch damage, broken toilets/plumbing.....and a strange, lingering "smell test" combination of Whataburger/Pluckers/Steal Kountry that gallons of Febreeze or commercial remediation work will never take away.
Thought this was going to be a group buy for a few hours with an Instagram sloot. Disappointing.
I'm in. I'll even let him clean my flat...in North Korea
He seems to have gained a tremendous amount of weight. He should feel bad about that.
LMAO. Ketch gonna clean someone's house
If you have stairs, I would recommend upping your general liability policy before letting him clean your home.
Can he even wipe his own ass?
Damn dad died just a little to early. He would have loved this.
I got a great listing in Nottingham West he could clean for me. Think Hoarder meets years of neglect.
"Don't mind me...just cleaning the keyboard..."
He's laughing from the heavens
Whoever gets it needs to have a chili night with their friends the night before he comes to clean and have everyone take a power dump in one of their toilets. Leave it until the morning and hand him a plunger as toilet bowl brush.
Does he bring his own Leemon Pledge?
Clean my house????? Homeboy is going to leave ass sweat on everything and no amount of lemon pledge will take the smell of stale grease out the carpet. No thanks. I don't want my house to smell like a poorly ventilated aerobics studio in Harlem