The Vince That Keeps on Giving
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Honestly surprised he knows what a trademark is.
Johnny Football -- "Hey I pissed away my NFL career for the bottle!"
Vince -- "Hold my beer, son....."
Vince -- "Hold my beer, son....."
snorted.
Make Vints Great Again
Make Vince 6 Again
HeyMoe said:
Johnny Football -- "Hey I pissed away my NFL career for the bottle!"
Vince -- "Hold my beer, son....."
They both have mental issues.
nhayden said:HeyMoe said:
Johnny Football -- "Hey I pissed away my NFL career for the bottle!"
Vince -- "Hold my beer, son....."
They both have mental issues.
Yep... million dollar arm, 2 cent brains for the both of them
nhayden said:HeyMoe said:
Johnny Football -- "Hey I pissed away my NFL career for the bottle!"
Vince -- "Hold my beer, son....."
They both have mental issues.
From an authority.
That boy ain't right. Johnny May be a dumbass, but he's not stupid.
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Lungblood said:
That boy ain't right. Johnny May be a dumbass, but he's not stupid.
He's not? Seems pretty ignorant not to give up booze and alcohol to focus on the NFL.
ngayden.
Johnny has lacked judgment,but he didn't bring a crayon to the Wonderlic.nhayden said:Lungblood said:
That boy ain't right. Johnny May be a dumbass, but he's not stupid.
He's not? Seems pretty ignorant not to give up booze and alcohol to focus on the NFL.
Wonderlic test results
Manziel = 32
Vints = 6
Manziel = 32
Vints = 6
goodAg80 said:Johnny has lacked judgment,but he didn't bring a crayon to the Wonderlic.nhayden said:Lungblood said:
That boy ain't right. Johnny May be a dumbass, but he's not stupid.
He's not? Seems pretty ignorant not to give up booze and alcohol to focus on the NFL.
Never said that Vince was smart, far from it, but when you piss away your dream on drugs, booze, and hanging out with Bieber, that's not too smart in my book. If it makes you feel better to call it judgement, then fine, I call him an idiot.
Yeah, he's the first person who let alcohol affect their life ...nhayden said:Lungblood said:
That boy ain't right. Johnny May be a dumbass, but he's not stupid.
He's not? Seems pretty ignorant not to give up booze and alcohol to focus on the NFL.
Texas 1836 said:Yeah, he's the first person who let alcohol affect their life ...nhayden said:Lungblood said:
That boy ain't right. Johnny May be a dumbass, but he's not stupid.
He's not? Seems pretty ignorant not to give up booze and alcohol to focus on the NFL.
Never said that, was simply marking a comparison to the two, both are dumb as f*** to piss away an NFL career. Nice goaltending though.
Is moonlighting not against university and/or state employee rules?Born Maroon said:
http://www.vinceyoungrealty.com/
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Sounds like the Vince Realty team have this thing nailed.Quote:
Winning in real estate requires deep connection with the Central Texas community and beyond. Vince and the Vince Realty team have unique access to an international fanbase, tech executives and the sports community at large.
nhayden said:goodAg80 said:Johnny has lacked judgment,but he didn't bring a crayon to the Wonderlic.nhayden said:Lungblood said:
That boy ain't right. Johnny May be a dumbass, but he's not stupid.
He's not? Seems pretty ignorant not to give up booze and alcohol to focus on the NFL.
Never said that Vince was smart, far from it, but when you piss away your dream on drugs, booze, and hanging out with Bieber, that's not too smart in my book. If it makes you feel better to call it judgement, then fine, I call him an idiot.
Vince's not smart? How can that be?
Doesn't he hold a degree from The University of Texas?
They just don't confer sheepskins from the Harvard in Dildotown to anybody now do they?
Making his commission for putting his mark on a contract... and that's about it.
Yeah, if I'm going to invest 4 million in a home, I'm gonna take the advice of a guy who's lucky to not be living in a refrigerator box under I-35.elfurioso92 said:Sounds like the Vince Realty team have this thing nailed.Quote:
Winning in real estate requires deep connection with the Central Texas community and beyond. Vince and the Vince Realty team have unique access to an international fanbase, tech executives and the sports community at large.
....and what a couple of jock-sniffing, ******nozzles he's got for partners.
By chance did one of them pitch for St Ed's?
So what role does Vince Young serve in at Vince Young Realty?
PROSPECTING ---- Vince stands on a street corner near campus and hand out flyers and yells, "Brotha Man!....you need a multi-million house ?.....c'mon man, I'll hook ya up!"
GREETING -- Vince greets prospects in the lobby and says, "Welcome to Vince Young Muthafu*ckin Realty! Ya'll gonna buy a house? *****yeah! Sorry, we don't have any water or coffee to offer ya, but I've got something better; ya'll sit your asses down there and lemmee tell ya about that time we beat USC in the Rose Bowl, we got the ball with two minutes to play........."
ON SITE SALES --- "Look at this big-ass muthafc**er here! Can you believe this shjt? Security? Hell yeah, this door is solid steel, so you ain't gotta worry when the pigs show up with that battering-ram sjit! And the bedrooms are all soundproofed.....those hos can scream all they want and nobody'll hear shjt! And the property is heavily screened to keep away nosy muh*****s....if a man wants to drink Courvoisier with a bunch of greased up, half naked mens it's nobody's damn business, amiright? Oh yeah, it's also got a kitchen , four bafrooms and all that other crap"
CLOSER --
Soft Close -- "So ya'll gonna buy the house, or what?
Hard Close -- "I'm tired of fu**in around with ya'll! Ya'll gonna buy this muthf**er or I'm using my prepaid to call in five hard pipe-hittin hommies and **** ya'll up!"
Ultra-Hard Close -- "Ya'll wanna think about it? Well while ya'll thinkin, lemme tell ya about the time we beat USC in the Rose Bowl, we got the ball with two minutes to play..."
PROSPECTING ---- Vince stands on a street corner near campus and hand out flyers and yells, "Brotha Man!....you need a multi-million house ?.....c'mon man, I'll hook ya up!"
GREETING -- Vince greets prospects in the lobby and says, "Welcome to Vince Young Muthafu*ckin Realty! Ya'll gonna buy a house? *****yeah! Sorry, we don't have any water or coffee to offer ya, but I've got something better; ya'll sit your asses down there and lemmee tell ya about that time we beat USC in the Rose Bowl, we got the ball with two minutes to play........."
ON SITE SALES --- "Look at this big-ass muthafc**er here! Can you believe this shjt? Security? Hell yeah, this door is solid steel, so you ain't gotta worry when the pigs show up with that battering-ram sjit! And the bedrooms are all soundproofed.....those hos can scream all they want and nobody'll hear shjt! And the property is heavily screened to keep away nosy muh*****s....if a man wants to drink Courvoisier with a bunch of greased up, half naked mens it's nobody's damn business, amiright? Oh yeah, it's also got a kitchen , four bafrooms and all that other crap"
CLOSER --
Soft Close -- "So ya'll gonna buy the house, or what?
Hard Close -- "I'm tired of fu**in around with ya'll! Ya'll gonna buy this muthf**er or I'm using my prepaid to call in five hard pipe-hittin hommies and **** ya'll up!"
Ultra-Hard Close -- "Ya'll wanna think about it? Well while ya'll thinkin, lemme tell ya about the time we beat USC in the Rose Bowl, we got the ball with two minutes to play..."
vINTs isn't the supervising broker. Surprise! He has an agent's license, sponsored by Barco Business Dining LLC (I wonder if they're affiliated with Cheesecake Factory?) in Houston. Their only other agents ar a bunch of Chinamen. I guess they are vINTs' international contacts.
nhayden said:Texas 1836 said:Yeah, he's the first person who let alcohol affect their life ...nhayden said:Lungblood said:
That boy ain't right. Johnny May be a dumbass, but he's not stupid.
He's not? Seems pretty ignorant not to give up booze and alcohol to focus on the NFL.
Never said that, was simply marking a comparison to the two, both are dumb as f*** to piss away an NFL career. Nice goaltending though.
It's a different kind of stupid, dildo. There is no comparison between the two. It's kind of embarrassing to have to explain this to you
For the record (and to help you not look stupid going forward), stupid and ignorant have different meanings and definitions. You're no longer ignorant on the subject, idiot.nhayden said:Lungblood said:
That boy ain't right. Johnny May be a dumbass, but he's not stupid.
He's not? Seems pretty ignorant not to give up booze and alcohol to focus on the NFL.
And now Vints is throwing away his promising future in Real Estate to play football. What a dumb bass.
http://www.hookem.com/2017/03/08/vince-young-close-deciding-football-future-possibly-canada/
http://www.hookem.com/2017/03/08/vince-young-close-deciding-football-future-possibly-canada/
goodAg80 said:Johnny has lacked judgment,but he didn't bring a crayon to the Wonderlic.nhayden said:Lungblood said:
That boy ain't right. Johnny May be a dumbass, but he's not stupid.
He's not? Seems pretty ignorant not to give up booze and alcohol to focus on the NFL.
In fairness to Johnny, if your priorities were to bang hot chicks, party too hard, and basically go on a year long spring break, I'd say he's made a lot of good decisions.
Argue his priorities are all wrong. But don't question his judgment, partying or chick banging skills.
Johnny seems to have addiction issues. This is something he has a chance of controllingnhayden said:Lungblood said:
That boy ain't right. Johnny May be a dumbass, but he's not stupid.
He's not? Seems pretty ignorant not to give up booze and alcohol to focus on the NFL.
Vince will never be able to control being a complete bumb ass.
But we're not paying JFF six figures to represent our university like the sips are with Vincenhayden said:HeyMoe said:
Johnny Football -- "Hey I pissed away my NFL career for the bottle!"
Vince -- "Hold my beer, son....."
They both have mental issues.
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