Sinkholes and flooding in California. Add these to fires, earthquakes, and mudslides, and maybe SoCal, UCLA, and Stanford won't be able to entice so many Texas athletes with promises sex with media stars and filthy lucre.

Edit: It can get worse in California. They've still got frogs and locusts to look forward to, plus the rivers can turn to blood and they can get boils and lose their first born sons. If they sink to the level of Sodom and Gomorrah, I hope the Texas boys don't look back as they head home.

We beat UCLA, why would we care?

LonghornDub said:

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Sinkholes and flooding in California. Add these to fires, earthquakes, and mudslides, and maybe SoCal, UCLA, and Stanford won't be able to entice so many Texas athletes with promises sex with media stars and filthy lucre.

Edit: It can get worse in California. They've still got frogs and locusts to look forward to, plus the rivers can turn to blood and they can get boils and lose their first born sons. If they sink to the level of Sodom and Gomorrah, I hope the Texas boys don't look back as they head home.

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As for Biblical plagues, which of your schools do you predict gets hit first when God goes Old Testament on them? Maybe we can start an OR pool. I'm in for frogs in Austin -- saving those salamanders will finally come back to haunt them.

yes, the horns needs a natural disaster to hit California...before their road game at Southern Cal in September

I'm not too sure that any of those natural disasters would make a dent on the type of recruits that Stanford brings in.

It's time for your catheter insertion, hot rod.
-Deep breath-

88jrt06 said:

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It's time for your catheter insertion, hot rod.
-Deep breath-

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88jrt06 said:

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It's time for your catheter insertion, hot rod.
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Who says he doesn't already have one?

goodAg80 said:

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88jrt06 said:

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It's time for your catheter insertion, hot rod.
-Deep breath-

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Who says he doesn't already have one?

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Point taken. Probably right.

OP is near death.

wbt5845 said:

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Sips complaining about other schools paying players is like Nazis complaining that the Jews were smoking on those trains.

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When did dub become a sip? Man I have been away too long.

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TAMUdoc88 said:

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LonghornDub said:

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'Sinkholes and flooding in California. Add these to fires, earthquakes, and mudslides, and maybe SoCal, UCLA, and Stanford won't be able to entice so many Texas athletes with promises sex with media stars and filthy lucre.

Edit: It can get worse in California. They've still got frogs and locusts to look forward to, plus the rivers can turn to blood and they can get boils and lose their first born sons. If they sink to the level of Sodom and Gomorrah, I hope the Texas boys don't look back as they head home.

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As for Biblical plagues, which of your schools do you predict gets hit first when God goes Old Testament on them? Maybe we can start an OR pool. I'm in for frogs in Austin -- saving those salamanders will finally come back to haunt them.

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Well, Austin and Waco could qualify as the two destroyed cities mentioned, but I think Waco maybe comes first. I base that on the fact that Christ's anger seemed hottest against the hypocritical religious leaders of his day. I think Austin's already had the Frog plague. Hasn't TCU beaten us like a drum lately?

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Baylor's stadium will look real nice when the river turns to blood.

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Ronnie Mund said:

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OP is near death.

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Sorry. Not yet. Broke ninety from the ladies' tees at Jackrabbit last week before the rains. When I do die, I'll change my TexAgs handle to "The Ghost of LonghornDub". For now, my regimine of scotch, beer, cigarettes and lots of greasy food is propelling me toward 76 while avoiding the evils of modern medicine. Stay away from doctors. Most of my dead friends and relatives were around them shortly before they died.

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Didn't you break 90 about 20 years ago?