...Waco?!?

One of there main selling points is seeing the Toilet Bowl on the Brazos.

http://blueskyhelicoptertours.com

And which one of you is this?

https://instagr.am/p/BQimVusAx1m

10-5? Lazy!!!!

I'd have them hover right over the stadium and drop a giant deuce right on the 50 yard line.

I'm mean, when you're in the air, gotta use the closest toilet, right?

Waco Effing Wine Mixer!

I'm sure the Brazos looks even ****tier from the air as it does from the banks.

Flashdiaz said:

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the only reason i'd get in a helicopter in Waco is to leave Waco as fast as possible.

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when you just need to gtfo of Waco as quickly as possible

Potential sights on the Waco helicopter tour:

1. The site of Kyle Field North
2. The David Koresh Compound
3. Toilet Bowl on the Brazos
4. The empty Title 9 office
5. The hotel that the Baylor coaches like to go to whenever they are "looking for a good time"
6. All of the abandoned parts of Waco that were destroyed economically due to the fact that Texas A&M left the state of Texas (read the Perryman report for more about this)

Aerial view of Waco. Someone just needs to light a match.

While we're up here, let's go check out the landfill!

YouBet said:

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Fall of Waco

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Who's saving them and why?
Oh, right; they're coeds...
"Double time!"