Head Coach Applewhite

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BillYeoman
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Brazos Born
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Is he the one wearing knee pads?
AgOutsideAustin
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Run trainers run.
Furlock Bones
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lol. poor yeoman. what a miserable lot you've been cast.
The Collective
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Need to get Brent doing UH games.
goodAg80
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That's the Tits
BBRex
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Will that break the trend of UH coaches coming to A&M or UT?
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BBRex said:

Will that break the trend of UH coaches coming to A&M or UT?
I certainly hope so.
MelvinUdall
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Good hire, he has earned the opportunity for a HC job, whether he is successful or not is another thing. He certainly has good recruiting ties around Texas so that should have pay some dividends.
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sorry you had to settle for a coach with zero head coaching experience. I thought uh was a better job than this and should have attracted more viable candidates. at least uh will not be a stepping stone again with this hire.

two words of wisdom:
1. please buy him a bra so his manboobs don't slap him in the face when he walks; this can be very distracting
2. keep your student trainers locked up- or at least provide security for them when he is around. if his wife gets pregnant again, you guys should be on alert for another major run on the student trainers- especially the chubby ones...
Furlock Bones
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i'm sure interim coach Todd Orlando is loving his current OC getting his job.
Mathguy64
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Now we know how far down the list they had to go to find someone who would agree to the massive buyout clause that Tilman wanted.

The answer is: pretty damn far down.
Ronnie Mund
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Yall interviewed Miles but settled for Appletits?
Olsen
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Applewhite got the job because he was the only one on Herman's staff who can't go back to the cesspool called Austin, Texas.
80s Guy
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Quote:

1. please buy him a bra so his manboobs don't slap him in the face when he walks; this can be very distracting


Would this be a training bra?
RioAg79
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goodAg80 said:

That's the Tits
What you did there, I see.
Ragoo
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CHRIS SIMMS FOR OC. CHRIS SIMMS FOR OC.
The Original AG 76
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Ronnie Mund said:

Yall interviewed Miles but settled for Appletits?
Tilman was demanding that any real coach sign a YUGE buyout clause in an attempt to slow down the revolving door at Kullen Kindergarten . Seems like all of the coach candidates told him to take a hike as EVERYONE knows that Harvard On The Bayou is noting more than a whistle stop on the road to a real job.
David_Puddy
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L O L
DrZ
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"sorry you had to settle for a coach with zero head coaching experience."

Briles, Sumlin and Herman say hello.
Martin Cash
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OPIE!!!!!
MelvinUdall
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DrZ said:

"sorry you had to settle for a coach with zero head coaching experience."

Briles, Sumlin and Herman say hello.



Ummm sir did you forget what board you are posting on?
WestAustinAg
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I would have passed on applesauce and taken joey freshwater.

imagine the free media from day one. recruiting would be lit.

of course he will leave in 2 years if he is doing good...guess what so did all their other coaches and so will applesauce if he does good...
ThunderCougarFalconBird
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I remember lots of chubby Mexican trim waddling about campus when I was in law school at UH. The Major should clean up while he's there.
Froppe
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Since they were offended by the term "cougar high", are they now known as "Mayberry High?".
bangobango
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AD better budget out birth control for the student trainers.
maxnow21
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bangobango said:

AD better budget out birth control for the student trainers.

This post would have triggered people on the politics board
Ronnie Mund
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DrZ said:

"sorry you had to settle for a coach with zero head coaching experience."

Briles, Sumlin and Herman say hello.


Tony Levine says hello too.
aTm2004
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Froppe said:

Since they were offended by the term "cougar high", are they now known as "Mayberry High?".
I think Original Ag got their name right with Kullen Kindergarten.
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TXAGBQ76
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Briles had been a successful high school coach and experience as an Asst elsewhere, Sumlin had a ton of experience as an assistant at several P5 universities, same with da grill. Levine was a desperation move.

Applewhite only had exprience at growing manboobs and porking chubby trainers while his wife is home 9 months pregnant. Yep, he is the perfect hire for the third ward weasels!
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Potcake
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maxnow21 said:

bangobango said:

AD better budget out birth control for the student trainers.

This post would have triggered people on the politics board

WTH doesn't piss them off?
BQ_90
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bangobango said:

AD better budget out birth control for the student trainers.
I'm sure they still have the abortion slush fund left over from BIll Yeomans era
MelvinUdall
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Ronnie Mund said:

DrZ said:

"sorry you had to settle for a coach with zero head coaching experience."

Briles, Sumlin and Herman say hello.


Tony Levine says hello too.


So 25% of the time they get it wrong? I would be willing to bet Texas and A&M would like those odds.
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