The Chronicles of Dodds: The Clownshow Continues

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Back by popular demand, circa August 2014
-Dodds says Horns "are the Joneses"
-Nebraska and Colorado leave Big12
-Dodds says A&M "on the clock" to join Horns in Pac12
-A&M President Loftin says no, got a better offer
-Pac12 says no to Dodds
-LHN launched to an audience of tens
-Tries to cheat with > 2 games on LHN, Big12 says no
-Tries to cheat with HS games on LHN, NCAA says no
-Orangebloods Chip Brown, says "no truth behind A&M to SEC, none whatsoever"
-A&M President Loftin says "fool me once" and accepts SEC invite
-Chip Brown says he was “poleaxed” by his “source”
-Missouri follows A&M to SEC, Conference of Champions
-Dodds wants Horns in B1G, they say no
-Dodds wants Horns in ACC, they say no
-Dodds says Notre Dame will join Big12
-Notre Dame says no; joins ACC
-Dodds says Fla State and Clemson will join Big12
-ACC renews agreement, Fla State and Clemson stay
-TCU and WVU join Big12, destroying academic rep
-Dodds says TCU and WVU are "upgrades"
-Dodds says SEC "has a sliver down the East side"
-Dodds says can't play A&M as "schedule is full"
-Dodds adds UCLA to schedule
-Dodd’s wants Tech vs. Texas State on LHN, Tech would rather cancel game
-Still no LHN distribution, Dodds says "these things take time"
-Dodds gives Mack three year extension
-Dodds and Mack say Horns have "a SEC defense"
-Horn D gives up 63 points to a mediocre OU
-Horn D gives up 53 points to a mediocre Baylor
-Upgrade WVU gives up 115 to Baylor and Tech
-Upgrade TCU QB in drug rehab, TCU loses to Iowa State
-Dodds says "A&M left the state"
-2013 Ags play more games in Texas than Horns
-Dodds says SEC travel is too much and "it's about kids"
-2013 Horns travel 2000 miles more than Ags
-Former Horn, Kenny Vacarro, criticizes DKR game day
-Ex Horns Henry Melton and Brain Jones embarrassed by efense
-Mack says LHN caused Horn suckage vs. OU
-Stoops says OU didn't need LHN for Horn suckage
-Dodds says Mack has his full support
-Dodds comforts Brown after squeeking by a poor Tech team
-Horns honor DKR's passing in Iowa State game
-Iowa State is least-watched of 37 televised games
-Dodds and Mack say they're not watching A&M
-A&M beats #1 Alabama in the most watched of all games
-Horns last game is showdown with #1 KState
-Baylor and nations worst D beat KState by 4 TDs
-A&M in is in BCS Top 10
-Dodds schedules Thanksgiving game with TCU
-Dodds wants TCU hex rally
-Horn players tweet about "big-time" TCU game
-Orange Bloods’ Geoff Ketchum calls Ash, "David Football"
-David Football pulled at halftime vs unranked TCU
-Horns loose to unranked, rotating-rival, TCU
-TCU fans chant "we own Texas"
-Dodds says "team is improving"
-Dodds and Mack say Manti Teo should win Heisman
-A&M’s Johnny Manziel wins the Heisman and begins national media tour
-A&M's Luke Joekel wins the Outland and begins national media tour
-A&M has 3 1st team AAs; Big12 has 1
-Dodds tells Cotton Bowl Committee Horns won't play A&M
-A&M destroys Big12 Champion, OU, in Cotton Bowl
-A&M wins 11 games with nations #1 strength of schedule
-Brown recruiting JC QBs, says "future is really bright"
-Top DT Robinson decommits, heading to SEC
-A&M clobbers Horns recruiting
-Brown says he is "taking fewer chances"
-Horn Co-OC savior Harsin leaves for Arkie State
-Brown makes Co-OC Applewhite "Lead Co-OC"
-Applewhite admits to shagging chubby trainer while his wife was pregnant
-Media reports Louisville may join Big12
-Louisville joins ACC
-Yahoo Sports says Louisville dodging the Big12 "was a great miss"
-Horns suspended at Alamo Bowl for suspected sexual assault
-Fans boo trailing Horns at half in Sexual Assault Bowl
-Horns win Sexual Assault Bowl, remaining fans cheer
-Horn track coach forced to resign for "sleeping with student"
-Track coach sues Horns, not treated same as Old Freak Nasty and Applewhite
-Horn Board of Regents investigating everyone, tells Dodds "don't delete any e-mail"
-Horns basketball loses to Division 2 Chaminade
-Chaminade's leading scorer is freshman from Taiwan
-Dodds and Rick Barnes say "we're young"
-Aggie basketball beats Kentucky at Rupp
-Horns lose to Houston Cougars in basketball CBI
-Dodds says basketball recruiting is hard and Barnes is honorable
-Dodds takes cheap shot at Mizzou, “our bad years are better than their good years”
-Mizzou has eternal scoreboard in football, baseball, and basketball
-Mack blames Horn failure on poor media guide and website
-Ced Golden says Horn failure is because they are the "center of the entitlement universe"
-Kirk Bohls says Horn failure caused by "poor tackling, terrible defensive scheme, soft O-line"
-Dodds says he is committed to Mack because "Saban is not coming here"
-Dodds is SI #8 Most Powerful in College Sports due to "out of whack Big 12"
-SEC's Slive is SI #1 because "no other move (adding A&M) had such a profound impact on one league"
-FSU AD Randy Spetman says "it would be great to be in the SEC"
-Kirk Bohls of Austin Statesman says the Horns "can't even see the Joneses from where they reside"
-Fort Worth Star Telegram’s Galloway tells Dodds "shut the bleep up with your Aggie-phobia"
-Chip Brown says "the Texas athletic program is in the crapper"
-Mack claims Ryan Swope's NFL combine time as part of the Big12
-SEC has record 63 NFL draft picks, Big 12 has fewest of BCS conferences with 20 picks
-Stoops claims Big 12's "bottom half are better " than SEC’s
-Dodds planting rumors that Cincinnati will join Big12, Cincinnati says no
-Dodds giving up on Big12 expansion, working on "ACC alliance"
-West Virginia upset that Big12 teams remain 1700 miles away
-Dodds says he wanted Louisville over West Virginia
-Big12 baseball behind Sun Belt conference in NCAA tournament teams
-Horns baseball finishes last in Big12
-Dodds tells recruiting staff to say Sumlin is leaving for NFL
-A&M gets #1 football commits on O & D for 2013 &2014
-Mack says Horn recruiting failing because they "were looking at stars"
-Geoff Ketchum says Horn recruiting failure because Mack was "too GPA-oriented"
-ESPN’s Herbstreit says "maybe Texas is tired of being made fun of and their coach being made fun of"
-David Pollack says "Texas returns a lot of starters but I just didn't think their starters were all that great"
-ESPN laying off hundreds, cites profit shortfalls due to LHN
-A&M announces $450MM stadium
-SEC announces SECNetwork
-CFL's Matt Millen says Horns have the "most over-rated game day atmosphere"
-SI says Horns "have the quietest 100,000 fans on fall Saturdays"
-Dodds puts Ole Miss on LHN; Rebels and Horns are angry
-Big12 chooses Alamo Bowl vs. Pac12 over Cotton Bowl vs. SEC
-BU’s Art Briles says SEC "put their brand on the table and they've walked away with all the chips"
-A&M wins yet another T&F National Championship
-A&M finishes #5 in Directors Cup, higher than all Big12 schools
-Big 12 “upgrades” TCU and West Virginia finish #50 and #68 respectively in Directors Cup
-Big12 lands 3 teams in CBS Sports 'CFB Top 10 Softest Nonconference Schedules' for 2013
-News outlets say Dodds looking to steal Pat Henry, A&M's legendary track coach
-Dodds promotes unknown Horn assistant track coach, Mario Sategna
-Geoff Ketchum, says Aggie journalists are "fans turned web reporters"
-Ketchum admits, "I do not have a degree from UT or anywhere else...no proper training"
-Mack tells ESPN Horns recruiting suffering because there are "no bad teams" in Big12
-CBS says Kliff Kingsbury "won't have to back up his bravado now that he's back in the Big 12."
-Mike Gundy, on CS XM, says "hate to admit A&Ms move to the SEC drastically helped their recruiting"
-Yahoo Sports says "don’t know who you label as a national championship contender from the Big12"
-K State LB, Tre Walker says Horns "kind of laid down a little bit...That's just what they do."
-Mack says "we're getting ready to be really good again"
-2013 AP Poll and Coaches Poll released with 6 SEC teams ranked before any Big12 teams
-Big12 opens 2013 with losses to North Dakota State and Northern Iowa
-LHN broadcast of Horns vs. New Mexico State gets 0.0 Neilson rating
-A&M announces record $740MM in 2013 donations
-#15 Horns give up a record 550 yards rushing in blowout loss to unranked BYU
-Mack fires Defensive Coordinator, Manny Diaz, after two games
-Horns beaten at home by SEC’s Ole Miss
-Mack says he has "great bosses" in Dodds and Powers as "they don't make knee-jerk decisions"
-Horn Athletic Dept tweets "rumors that AD Dodds to step down are absolutely not true"
-Dodds announces he will step down
-Chip Brown says Horns will hire West Virginia’s Oliver Luck
-Horns hire Arizona State’s Steve Patterson
-Oregonian says “expect entertainment after the Longhorns put Steve Patterson in charge of the ranch”
-Mack says Horns in "conference championship game” with Baylor
-Baylor blows out Horns in final regular season game
-2013 television data shows 52.7 million watched A&M, 15.2 million watched Horns
-Big 12 does not have enough bowl-eligible teams to fill allotment of seven teams
-In Alamo Bowl, Oregon’s defense has more receiving yards that Horns offense in 30-7 blowout
-Horn benefactor, Red McCombs, calls Case McCoy "half gimp"
-A&M wins thriller in Chick-fil-A Bowl, ESPN’s most viewed non-BCS bowl game of all time
-SEC goes 7-2 in bowl games; Big 12 crowing after going 3-3
-Chip Brown says Mack is stepping down
-Mack says he is staying, "killing myself" recruiting
-Mack resigns, says program is “pulled in different directions”
-Ketch says “get ready for the coaching search of a generation” and “go be the Joneses”
-Patterson announces 8-man search committee, including Ambassador to Liechtenstein
-Chip Brown says Horns will hire Saban
-Saban signs Alabama contract, says he "never considered Texas"
-Chip Brown says Horns only considering coaches with BSC or NFL Championship experience
-Harbaughs, Tomlin, Gruden, Mora, Malzahn, Dantonio, Briles, and Franklin are not interested
-Horns hire their 10th choice, Charlie Strong
-Pat Forde of Yahoo Sports says Charlie Strong is “the wrong fit” for Horns
-Horn commit, Sione Teuhema, says “I have no clue who that guy is”
-Horn benefactor McCombs says "they went about it wrong...they made the selection wrong."
-McCombs says "I had been talking to Jon Gruden...planned on having our next long conversation today”
-Horns sell racist shirt that says “Black is the New Brown”
-Omitting Big 12, Jimbo Fisher says “Whether it's the SEC, Big Ten, PAC-12, it doesn't concern me.”
-When asked about competing against Sumlin, Strong says “we won’t have a gadget program”
-Sumlin says A&M “needs more gadgets”
-Strong says players can’t expect to win “because we’re Texas”
-Strong says “we’re the University of Texas…so the door will always be open”
-Patterson wants Horns to play in Mexico City, Horn fans are angry
-Patterson wants Horns to play in Qatar, Horn fans are angrier
-Patterson getting pressure to restart A&M game, says “it’s under a lot of water”
-Horn AD Patterson says, “What’s in my interest? Playing A&M in College Station or USC in Mexico City?”
-Chip reports UT to expand DKR and have “last word on stadium capacity”, “no timetable for the project”
-Patterson hires Disney to make recommendations on improving game day experience
- ESPN article excludes Texas from Top 5 student sections in Big 12
-Quandre Diggs Tweets “This pathetic” and “We have enough money quit being greedy”
-Sports Media Watch shows A&M was 2nd most watched CFB team in 2013 – Horns are 26th
-Sports Media Watch shows 12 SEC teams ahead of #26 Texas in 2013 viewers
-ESPN’s Justin Connolly, asked if SECNetwork to be packaged with LHN, says "no, we learned our lesson"
-Charlie Strong says “I have a slogan, there’s a t-shirt. It says, ‘Put the ‘T’ back into Texas.”
-Mack tweets “Best wishes to all the guys being drafted…Especially the Longhorns”
-Horn DC Vance Bedford harasses Johnny Manziel on Twitter, “in the NFL you must play under center”
-ZERO Longhorns taken in ENTIRE NFL Draft
-Three Aggies taken in Top 25 of First Round of NFL Draft
-Horn DC, Vance Bedford says “I’m done with Twitter”
-Five Star QB Kyler Murray commits to A&M, Five Star A&M commit Daylon Mack Tweets #WRTS
-Ketch says “Confession time…I’ll admit that I was expecting slightly more from Charlie Strong”
-Burnt Orange Nation says “a day in which a Texas target doesn't commit to Texas A&M counts as a good day”
-Horns spin “A&M football hasn’t won anything in SEC”
-Horns reminded of Mack’s “Parade-of-Champions” following his 9-3 inaugural season
-SI’s Stewart Mandel says Big 12 to be left out of BCS playoffs,“the league with a champion relegated to the Cotton Bowl”
-Texas A&M wins another Track & Field National Championship, eight in the past five years
-SEC beats Horns and sweeps all Big 12 teams from College World Series
-ESPN’s Travis Haney writes blog titled “Charlie Strong’s Poor First Impression”
-Notre Dame cancels football series with Horns to schedule series with SEC’s Georgia
-SEC’s Vanderbilt wins College World Series
-A&M #10 in Directors Cup and Missou #46; upgrades WVU #69 and TCU #77
-Austin Statesman reports that UT Pres Bill Powers given ultimatum to resign or be fired by July 4th
-UT crony Kay Baily Hutchinson e-mail to Texas Ex’s confirms AAS report “is accurate”
-Watchdog.org publishes data showing 2014 UT Law’s 59% Bar Exam pass rate is “dead last in Texas”
-SDS Brad Crawford says A&M Bright Complex renovation is “breathtaking”.
-SEC Network announces final major distributor onboard, will launch with 81 million households
-Fox Sports headline says “Every SEC school will make more money than Texas”
-Horns coaching staff moves into dorm with team and removes helmet stickers
-CBS’ Greg Doyle calls Charlie Strong a “meat head” for removing stickers and says “it’s all an act”
-Horn AD Patterson says “why should we share if others aren’t generating it”, irritating BDF partners
-ESPNs Schlabach on BDF’s round-robin “doesn’t matter…if it doesn’t beat anyone of consequence”
-Fox Sports’ David Ubben mocks Big 12 Slogan “One True Champion (except 2012 and 2014)”

[This message has been edited by RAB87 (edited 8/20/2014 12:47p).]
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Important contribution to contemporary college football history.

Nice work Rabb.
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damn
Al Bula
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I read every entry. It is true and hilarious. You can't make that kind of stuff up. But no clown show going in at the 40 acres. None whatsoever.
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somebody get to work on this...McCombs, Mack, Chimp, Patterson, Dodds, Powers..


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Try to remember also that he presided over:

10 Men's Swimming and Diving National Championships

1 Golf Team National Championship

3 Baseball National Championships

1 Football National Championship

18 regular season baseball conference championships

7 regular season basketball conference championships

6 regular season cross country conference championships

7 football conference championships

12 regular season golf team conference championships

30 STRAIGHT swimming and diving conference championships

8 tennis conference championships

9 indoor track and field conference championships

11 outdoor track and field conference championships

50 Olympic Gold Medals

42 other Olympic Medals

A Heisman Trophy winner

Expansion of the stadium from 78k seats to over 100k seats

The single most profitable athletics program in the NCAA, and the best selling branded merchandise in the NCAA for 14 straight years.

Yeah, he sucked... How have your guys stacked up to that crappy legacy?
Paradise Falls
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You seem lost friend.
Paradise Falls
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Sh****Bevo is that way -------------->
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Blimps incoming in 3....2....1....
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I'm just saying... the guy is a complete and total ******, I wouldn't drink an ice cold free beer in his presence, much less with him, and I'm glad he is gone, but he was pretty damned successful...

and I think we can all agree that Shag--gyBevo sucks.
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WTF in the sip SID's office has an account on TexAgs?
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he was pretty damned successful..


This is true but doesn't make the last few years of his reign any less of a cluster****.

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and I think we can all agree that Shag--gyBevo sucks.


It's always good for a laugh though.

TxAginAz
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It's a clown show now at texas u. That's all people care about.
Señor Chang
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There's a sip so obsessed that they make a texags account just to defend Dodds? Good lord.
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Chang, if you had any idea... I know the man personally, and STRONGLY dislike him. Actually I suppose hate is a fairer way to describe it. That said, he was wildly successful to an extent that most universities have never seen... even though he's a tremendous asshat who needs to get hit by a truck.
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Username-

You clearly don't know how Rivalries works, friend
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You may be correct. Is it some sort of free-for-all attack-fest? I got called a dunce in another thread for a simple opinion.

Did not see that coming.
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Is it some sort of free-for-all attack-fest?


Yes.

Also, you should avoid David_Puddy (he is too ****ing BAD AZZ to handle) and Mac Gregor (closet Texas Tech fan and ambulance chaser).
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If you have honest questions, you'll get honest answers.

Aside from that, yes, this is an all out attack fest. When 2012 came and we had success, tens of sip posters scurried away like rats off a ship. I suspect you may have been one of them.

Are you not entertained!!
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Yeah, he sucked... How have your guys stacked up to that crappy legacy?


Yes, t.u. has been very successful but if Deloss would have stuck to being the AD of t.u. instead trying to be the ad hoc commissioner of the BDF, his legacy would have been different.
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You may be correct. Is it some sort of free-for-all attack-fest? I got called a dunce in another thread for a simple opinion.

Did not see that coming.

Something tells me that is the nicest thing you will be called. So now you see it coming.
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User name - the Titanic was the greatest voyage ever known to man for a period of time as well. In your case, deloss steered you program into an iceberg. Knowingly.
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The new sip writes like one of the barkingbevo asshat clowns. That's a step-up from the BON, OB, HF, and 247 asshat clowns. Welcome to rivalries, NameAlreadyTaken. Be thinking about your epitaph.

Dodds was successful. So was Bill Byrne.
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Since when did the NCAA start handing out Olympic Gold medals?
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Is it considered a success if you build a house and then burn it to the ground? Is it a success if all your neighbors hate you, so the best ones move away? And is it a success if the remaining neighborhood is so devalued that no one wants to be associated with you? And is it a success if your former neighbors new property rains cash while yours turns to crap? If so, Dodds was successful. The Urban Dictionary has a brief term for that - Big Dumpster Fire.

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-Burnt Orange Nation says “a day in which a Texas target doesn't commit to Texas A&M counts as a good day”


How the "mighty" have fallen.
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If he is so great, why did tu relieve him of his duties?
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Big week at Belmont.
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Updated.
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The best part of the Dodds Legacy (LHN) is that it is going to be around for another 17-18 years and keep the sips trapped in the BDF for the entire time. The gift that keeps on giving.
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The Lord's work, this is. Bravo OP.
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