Fat Orcans in airport golf carts driven by Bushmen of Kalahari @ IAH

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RAMF 95
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11:59a, 3/11/09
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I am so glad there are 3600 golf carts shutteling disgusting fat slobs to and fro at 40 mph so that these yak sized bemoths have plenty of time to knockout a half dozen nacho plates before uncorking a fecal blast in the first class cabin crapper which leaves me no choice but to roll in full MOP gear.

Having some Hutu rebel roll up behind me in stealth mode and scream in some wierd dialect, "EXCUSE THE CART PLEASE" while yielding a machete and making clicking noises is total BS.

Oh, and I bet they could film and entire season of Cold Case Files and Manhunters at the Panda Express in Terminal E. I promise you that if you go into that kitchen Buffalo Bill is whipping up some orange chicken while sporting some fat hig's skin and NVGs.





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KRamp90
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you are correct. I'm waiting for the replica coal mining bucket loader to make an appearance at IAH or any airport.
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12:08p, 3/11/09
Last night's flogging and now this. Quality.
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12:16p, 3/11/09
quote:
Fat Orcans in airport golf carts driven by Bushmen of Kalahari

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Samuel E. Cronkowitz
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12:16p, 3/11/09
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12:17p, 3/11/09
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hell yes
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12:18p, 3/11/09
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12:23p, 3/11/09
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Nail meet hammer.
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Postal_Ag
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12:23p, 3/11/09
AND THESE SAME CHORIZO BONGING ****WITS THROW AN EVERLOVING **** FIT WHEN AIRLINES MAKE THEM BUY TWO SEATS FOR THEIR SIZE 'ALL' POSTAL CODES THEY CALL THEIR ASSES!!!!!!!
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12:24p, 3/11/09
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"Excuse the cart please"
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Ellis Wyatt
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12:27p, 3/11/09
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while yielding a machete and making clicking noises is total BS
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Happy Kuykendahl
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12:30p, 3/11/09
especially when considering that machete probably has been infected with some mutant strain of the AIDS virus
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pdc093
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12:39p, 3/11/09
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Having some Hutu rebel roll up behind me in stealth mode and scream in some wierd dialect, "EXCUSE THE CART PLEASE"

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12:46p, 3/11/09
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Sounds like Fate has dropped RAMF95 in the middle of some Third World sheethole.

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99 Luftballoons Ag
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Gotta love airports and the fat asses that use them. BTW Houston area taxi services have been overrun by Tutsi and Hutu as well!!! I'm expecting a full on war in the next 5 years.
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3rd Platoon
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2:18p, 3/11/09
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RAMF has really bad luck when it comes to air travel.
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3:09p, 3/11/09
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wachutu and wachati?
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3:38p, 3/11/09
quote:
Sounds like Fate has dropped RAMF95 in the middle of some Third World sheethole.
I think he's talking about DFW.

Or IAH. Or ATL. Or ORD...
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3:54p, 3/11/09
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Bush airport...no question.

I might have been right beside him when he made these observations. Either that or I was on a cart headed his way.

In any event, I sharted myself on this one.
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Happy Kuykendahl
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3:55p, 3/11/09
more sharting can be experienced by checking out the diggler186 album on photobucket
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Fat Orcans in airport golf carts driven by Bushmen of Kalahari @ IAH


reading is pretty hard
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^
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Sock of Captain Obvious
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99 Luftballoons Ag
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9:26p, 3/11/09
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quote:
I promise you that if you go into that kitchen Buffalo Bill is whipping up some orange chicken while sporting some fat hig's skin and NVGs.


Totally missed the Silence of the Lambs reference.
LMAO!!!
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Greg Costanza
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9:30p, 3/11/09
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I keep wondering how these hutu driven golfcarts have avoided striking someone and drawing a hefty lawsuit. I have seen near cart/human colisions on several occasions
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11:49p, 6/25/11
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[This message has been edited by Jaydoug (edited 6/25/2011 10:52p).]
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Happy Kuykendahl
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12:06a, 6/26/11
Thanks jay
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12:24a, 6/26/11
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What ever happened to luft?
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DFW International has been invaded by somalian cab drivers


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