Astros Bingo Update: 5-19-2586-win pace! I don't believe what I just saw!
Jake hitting .301 after his dong last night, .71 points above his square
Altuve dropping like a stone, down to .236. How bad has it gotten? Christian Walker has caught him in runs scored and is about to pass him in OPS.
Hader up to 41 save pace, Abreu to 41 hold pace.
Braves getting what they paid for, Montero's ERA up to 5.25.
The honeymoon is over in Chicago. The Cubs blew another save last night against Miami and their lead is down to 1 game over the out-of-nowhere Cardinals. Kyle Tucker is hitting .219 in May and just .258 overall. Tucker is at .163 in the last 2 weeks. Pressley has been reduced to the 7th-inning guy. The loss of Kyle Tucker is not seeming like such a loss.

Suddenly the A's have lost 6 in a row and are only half a game ahead of the Angles, who have won 4 in a row.
White Sox back on pace for 115 losses. Rockies say, hold our beer, on pace for 134 losses.
Ohtani hit #17 last night. He's on pace for 57. Gotta make a deep playoff home or risk changing diapers all autumn.