***** Official 2022 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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9:47p, 7/1/22
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Trout is squatting thinking "man there are 83 more games of this crappy season to go after this. I wonder what I can buy for $5MM?"
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In reply to Bonnettecj1 • 9:48p, 7/1/22
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Bonnettecj1 said:
"Korey Lee just got to Houston 6 hours ago"

He just came from Sugar Land.

*I don't know if SL was at home last night or not


They're in Albuquerque right now
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9:48p, 7/1/22
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Enoli might get to face Trout and Ohtani
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In reply to tremble • 9:49p, 7/1/22
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tremble said:
Trout looks bored to ****ing tears.
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In reply to tremble • 9:49p, 7/1/22
The PBP guy and Pence aren't bad…it's Katie Nolan that makes me want to punch a puppy.
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9:50p, 7/1/22
Sorry, Lee won't hit a HR till Sunday when I'm there. Was there for Pena and JJs first MLB HRs this year.
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9:51p, 7/1/22
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Man I hope Enoli has a bit more control tonight
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In reply to wangus12 • 9:51p, 7/1/22
Just looked it up; they're in Sugar Land. I hope Korey Lee didn't get traffic lag on the way to Minute Maid.
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9:51p, 7/1/22
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I took my kid to the Space Cowboys game last Saturday. We saw Enoli pitch to Lee. And now we're seeing it again, with the Astros. Pretty cool.
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9:55p, 7/1/22
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I'm afraid the only way Enoli will ever reclaim his 2020 form is if you make all the fans leave when he pitches.
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In reply to Bonnettecj1 • 9:56p, 7/1/22
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Bonnettecj1 said:
Just looked it up; they're in Sugar Land. I hope Korey Lee didn't get traffic lag on the way to Minute Maid.


Weird bc they are in the 6th inning @Albuquerque


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9:56p, 7/1/22
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here's Enoli vs. Trout

nope, pinch-hitter
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9:57p, 7/1/22
Get Katie to tell this dad joke.
My dad is a circus performer. He's been doing the same act for years and years, and it was at a performance of his that he met my mom. They both tell one story about his circus career. My father's circus act is unique and nigh unbelievable. What he would do is place a walnut on a table just below his knees, whip out his dick, swing it around and use it to crack the walnut. One audience member who saw this when my dad just started out as a young man could not believe it, and left stupefied. Decades later, with my dad in his late 50's and still doing the act, that same man came to see the performance. That time, my dad placed a coconut on the table, whipped out his dick, and split the coconut right in half. After the show, the man, insistent on talking to my dad, found him backstage, shook his hand, and asked: "After all these years, your performance still blows me away. But why have you changed to a coconut instead of a walnut?" My dad just looked at him and said: "Well, my eyesight isn't what it used to be."
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9:57p, 7/1/22
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Interesting read found on reddit

https://blogs.fangraphs.com/how-good-are-those-probabilities-on-the-apple-tv-broadcasts/
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9:57p, 7/1/22
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Ohtani only got 3 at-bats tonight
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9:58p, 7/1/22
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Spared Trout from a Sombrero. How very Galloesque.
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9:58p, 7/1/22
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Wave the flag, you loveable green creature.


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9:59p, 7/1/22
What is the post game like on Apple? Is there even one?
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10:03p, 7/1/22
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In reply to Jackal99 • 10:04p, 7/1/22
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I lol'ed too hard at that

I love that green mother****er
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In reply to Jackal99 • 10:05p, 7/1/22
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Interesting. He said he didn't sleep last night after finding out and he slept on the plane
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In reply to cap-n-jack • 10:05p, 7/1/22
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cap-n-jack said:
What is the post game like on Apple? Is there even one?


There is. They have a red head with what I assume are long legs. Unfortunately they are hidden by a nuns habit.
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10:08p, 7/1/22
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Division lead up to 12.5
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10:10p, 7/1/22
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The schedule is so messed up. Cleveland has now played 7 less games this season than the Twins. A full week of games.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 10:11p, 7/1/22
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EastCoastAgNc said:


That sounds good.
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10:14p, 7/1/22
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10:18p, 7/1/22
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Happy Bobby Bonilla Day
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10:19p, 7/1/22
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Tomorrow might be a good day for Altuve to get a day off


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In reply to Jackal99 • 10:22p, 7/1/22
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Jackal99 said:
Wave the flag, you loveable green creature.




Just need to make Toro the mascot. Superior and he toils in obscurity


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In reply to bearkatag15 • 10:29p, 7/1/22
Next time I won't look at Junes schedule.

Forgive me. I've been drinking.
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In reply to CFTXAG10 • 10:34p, 7/1/22
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CFTXAG10 said:
Division lead up to 12.5

Rangers in 2nd place!!! In the same vein as Ohtani's home run.
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10:47p, 7/1/22
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I think this is good right?
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10:58p, 7/1/22
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Thinking about the future of the rotation and bullpen when Odo then eventually LMJ returns…

Rotation with 7 starters:
-JV
-Framber
-Javier
-Garcia/LMJ (piggyback) - LMJ likely is a 2-3 inning guy this year if he doesn't come back until August
-Odo/Urquidy (piggyback)

Other available arms in the pen:
Abreu
Maton
Montero
Neris
Stanek
Pressly

Brown called up in September and battles for a roster spot in the playoffs in the pen.
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