I'm going to use his answer when I don't want to self incriminate myself.
Mrs Spadilly: "did you drink all the beer last night?"
Me: "I don't know. I..uhhh I don't quite know how to answer that. There are certain customs passed down. Let's pull in the same direction here."
Mrs Spadilly: "did you drink all the beer last night?"
Me: "I don't know. I..uhhh I don't quite know how to answer that. There are certain customs passed down. Let's pull in the same direction here."