Atlanta Braves, you are on the clock.
On deck, Kansas City Chiefs (duh), SF 49ers (white dudes going west to steal gold), Dallas Cowboys (because the Cowboys killed the Indians), Minnesota Vikings (who doesn't love a little rape and pillage action), Tampa Bay Buccaneers (pirates were not nice people), OU Sooners (Land Thieves), Florida State Seminoles (I don't care what the Seminole nation says, it's degrading), and on and on.
ETA: Vegas gets the double whammy: Las Vegas Raiders (hello, Raiders? It just smacks of a bad man) and Las Vegas Golden Knights (you do know the history of the Crusades right?)