****2020 Official Houston Astros We Don't Have To Cheat To Beat You Season Thread****

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Mathguy64
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In reply to Harry Dunne • 8:17p, 8/12/20
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Harry Dunne said:
Cromagnum said:
Good lord. We always step on our dicks with RISP.
what I have always found funny about this saying is that in order for this to happen you have to have a pretty long dick, so at least you've got that going for you.


Damn that water's cold

Yeah and it's deep too.
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8:17p, 8/12/20
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That curveball... wow
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8:18p, 8/12/20
That was a strike
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8:19p, 8/12/20
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Greinke may have himself a big chunk of the spectrum with his name on it, but he is a right handed cunny fingered magician with a baseball.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 8:20p, 8/12/20
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Mathguy64 said:
Harry Dunne said:
Cromagnum said:
Good lord. We always step on our dicks with RISP.
what I have always found funny about this saying is that in order for this to happen you have to have a pretty long dick, so at least you've got that going for you.


Damn that water's cold

Yeah and it's deep too.


Richard Pryor was way ahead of his time.

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8:20p, 8/12/20
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give Greinke the 7th please
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In reply to tjack16 • 8:20p, 8/12/20
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tjack16 said:
That curveball... wow


How slow is he throwing them? They aren't even registering on the AtBat app.
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In reply to Bregxit • 8:23p, 8/12/20
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Bregxit said:
tjack16 said:
That curveball... wow


How slow is he throwing them? They aren't even registering on the AtBat app.


It was 68 I think. But it started off at the batters head and then hit middle of the zone
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In reply to Bregxit • 8:24p, 8/12/20
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Bregxit said:
tjack16 said:
That curveball... wow


How slow is he throwing them? They aren't even registering on the AtBat app.


He's dipping down to 68. He's got 8 or 9 below 70 tonight.
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8:24p, 8/12/20
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another threat going
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8:25p, 8/12/20
Have we had a successful bunt this year? Base hit or move the runner.
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8:28p, 8/12/20
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3 singles load the bases.

Machete needs to go to the uppercut swing
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8:28p, 8/12/20
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Alright. Now let's make this hurt them.
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8:29p, 8/12/20
They are playing in.
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8:29p, 8/12/20
Nice work by Toro. Hit it where it was pitched.

C'mon Machete. Do your job.
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Nuke LaLoosh
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8:30p, 8/12/20
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That 0-1 pitch. Damn.
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8:30p, 8/12/20
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whew, love the passed ball on 0-2.

Correa hustles and scores
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8:30p, 8/12/20
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Great base running from Correa
Gig’em Aggies!
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8:30p, 8/12/20
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There ya go Carlos!
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8:31p, 8/12/20
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Machete!!!!!

team MVP
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8:31p, 8/12/20
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MACHETE!!!!
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8:31p, 8/12/20
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The Machete!
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8:31p, 8/12/20
Machete!
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8:31p, 8/12/20
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MACHETE!!
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8:32p, 8/12/20
The Pear strikes again!!!
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8:32p, 8/12/20
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BLACK HOLE!
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8:32p, 8/12/20
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Gig’em Aggies!
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8:32p, 8/12/20
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8:33p, 8/12/20
Machete!
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8:33p, 8/12/20
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This team needs a spark. I hope that swing is a good start towards getting us straightened out
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8:35p, 8/12/20
Loved the emotion from Machete.
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Harry Dunne
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8:36p, 8/12/20
For you conspiracy theorists, ball 2 on Toro was clearly a strike. It ended up going to a full count & the AB probably turns out differently if that pitch is called correctly.

The umps aren't out to get us, they're just not very good.
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8:37p, 8/12/20
Atta kid, George.
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In reply to Harry Dunne • 8:38p, 8/12/20
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I think this umpire has been pretty good so far.

I think someone did a survey of a bunch of data and found that the younger the ump the better they are with fewer missed calls. It's the old crotchety fat asses who are horrible.

This guy has been pretty good
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8:40p, 8/12/20
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Reddick with the patented f bomb after a K
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