****2020 Official Houston Astros We Don't Have To Cheat To Beat You Season Thread****

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I love the ESPN narrative that Laureano's explicit violation of a strict MLB covid-rule is "ok" because Cintron said something about his mom.
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Deluxe said:

I love the ESPN narrative that Laureano's explicit violation of a strict MLB covid-rule is "ok" because Cintron said something about his mom.


Dude wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in an XBOX live chat
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Farmer1906 said:

Stro opts out due to Covid concerns.

But...



I just want to know who the chick in orange who's melon he's squeezing is
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This is good to see.
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cpsencik04 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Stro opts out due to Covid concerns.

But...





I just want to know who the chick in orange who's melon he's squeezing is


Plot twist: that's Ramon Laureano's mom!
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Nicely done
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what an assbag
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bearkatag15 said:



what an assbag


Ya just hate to see it
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Clevinger should be placed on unpaid leave.
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let's set a 1st inning goal for Lance:

retire the Giants on 17 pitches or fewer
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Where the f did you find that? I can't imagine you follow that account
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Someone on Astros twitter I follow retweeted it. I instantly cracked up the first tome I saw it
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I'm thinking the offense goes off tonight
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There is a chance. The Giants pitcher is young with minimal experience. Doesn't go deep and gives up lots of hits and walks.
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bearkatag15 said:

There is a chance. The Giants pitcher is young with minimal experience. Doesn't go deep and gives up lots of hits and walks.


So logically Altuve shouldn't K on the first 3 pitches.

I'm doubtful but we'll see.
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Watching on ESPN...Karl Ravech looks terrible
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need a good game from Straw tonight. Mistake-free defense and contributions to the offense
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So this is the same crew we had on the whole road trip. 10 games in a road. Can you imagine getting Angel for 10 straight games?
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Lance throws 2 fastballs on full counts -- wanted to throw a strike
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bearkatag15 said:

There is a chance. The Giants pitcher is young with minimal experience. Doesn't go deep and gives up lots of hits and walks.

He's actually looked pretty solid so far this year. He doesn't go deep because Gabe kapler is a horrible manager who pulls all of his starters in the 5th and 6th inning regardless of pitch count or how he's doing. He's been arguably our best starter so far, which doesn't say much...

That said, kapler is a horrible horrible manager, so expect him to do something stupid late in the game to give you guys a great chance to take the lead if you're behind.

Have a mentioned how bad kapler is?
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SF taking pitches --- not swinging early
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Good to see George and Barb back behind the plate again.
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Nice play
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nice play by Yuli gets Lance out of the first under 17 pitches!
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Nice start. McCullers is having to move a little.
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good confidence builder start to the game. Hope it continues
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Marlins man made the return trip from Oakland too
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W said:

let's set a 1st inning goal for Lance:

retire the Giants on 17 pitches or fewer


Success!
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Would love to have an early lead
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Good Lance is good.
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Foul tater
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Does Altuve need his eyes checked, or something?
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Where is the Teran Hillow cardboard figure?????
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