*****Official 2019/2020 Houston Astros offseason thread*****

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The trade with the Blue Jays last summer is quickly proving to be a bust. Biagini should spend less time on stand up comedy and more on trying to be a decent pitcher. He's currently serving up batting practice.
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A look at the Goldy K

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Tanielu is a 27 year old minor leaguer who likely will never see anything but emergency call up duty. I wonder why he is getting so much game time this spring? I get easing the starters into the season, but you'd think some younger guys would benefit more in the long run. Beats me... am I missing something obvious?
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bearkatag15 said:

A look at the Goldy K


Welp the Yankees are definitely screwed now lol
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I think it's nothing more than our once young team now has more players over the age of 30 than under the ago of 30. Only SS and 3B are considered young.
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Please stay healthy Lance
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EastCoastAgNc said:

The trade with the Blue Jays last summer is quickly proving to be a bust. Biagini should spend less time on stand up comedy and more on trying to be a decent pitcher. He's currently serving up batting practice.


Biagini was the throw in. Sanchez was the prize. He got hurt. Thems the breaks. It's not like Fisher has ever played well at a major league level.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Astros/comments/fc5vl7/orbit_taking_care_of_a_heckler_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

forget it, i'm just going to post the link since i can't work this stupid thing
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Farmer1906 said:

EastCoastAgNc said:

The trade with the Blue Jays last summer is quickly proving to be a bust. Biagini should spend less time on stand up comedy and more on trying to be a decent pitcher. He's currently serving up batting practice.


Biagini was the throw in. Sanchez was the prize. He got hurt. Thems the breaks. It's not like Fisher has ever played well at a major league level.
Yep - and I also know that Lunhow said he would never do a trade with Toronto again after this deal - allegations that Toronto knew about Sanchez injury and hid it from the Astros...of course our doctors should have caught it .
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Charlie Conway said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Astros/comments/fc5vl7/orbit_taking_care_of_a_heckler_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

forget it, i'm just going to post the link since i can't work this stupid thing
Orbit gonna go through a ton of silly string. Buying stock now
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Found it on twitter so it'll embed



Drops two silly string sniper shots then immediately poses for a selfie with a kid

Orbit is perfect
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In 2020 I fully expect that fan to drop a lawsuit on orbit
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.




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This comment from Reddit about Orbit

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skeeted on by a bag of weed. You hate to see it.
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wangus12 said:

This comment from Reddit about Orbit

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skeeted on by a bag of weed. You hate to see it.

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over/under on how many ejections, confrontations in the stands this year at Minute Maid when opposing clubs fans come in to boo the Astros. I think your going to see a ton of them - at least the verbal confrontation that turns into a shoving match that requires security to get involved. Trying that in the outfield and SRO areas will probably get your butt kicked pretty fast.
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MAROON said:

over/under on how many ejections, confrontations in the stands this year at Minute Maid when opposing clubs fans come in to boo the Astros. I think your going to see a ton of them - at least the verbal confrontation that turns into a shoving match that requires security to get involved. Trying that in the outfield and SRO areas will probably get your butt kicked pretty fast.
I wonder how it will be for Astros fans dressed in Astros gear on the road.
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safety guy said:

MAROON said:

over/under on how many ejections, confrontations in the stands this year at Minute Maid when opposing clubs fans come in to boo the Astros. I think your going to see a ton of them - at least the verbal confrontation that turns into a shoving match that requires security to get involved. Trying that in the outfield and SRO areas will probably get your butt kicked pretty fast.
I wonder how it will be for Astros fans dressed in Astros gear on the road.
I'm excited for the ALCS in New York
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safety guy said:

MAROON said:

over/under on how many ejections, confrontations in the stands this year at Minute Maid when opposing clubs fans come in to boo the Astros. I think your going to see a ton of them - at least the verbal confrontation that turns into a shoving match that requires security to get involved. Trying that in the outfield and SRO areas will probably get your butt kicked pretty fast.
I wonder how it will be for Astros fans dressed in Astros gear on the road.
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People are just flat out ignorant. Every day I hear "Astros players should be suspended." Ya don't think that maybe they were given IMMUNITY for their cooperation?

It's one thing to give players and fans ****, I totally get that. But at least know all the facts of the situation before you open your mouth and reveal to the world what an absolute moron you are.

Once again, don't give an inch because haters are never satisfied.
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It's a lot like Pete Rose.

People clamor for Rose to be reinstated but fail to realize Rose agreed to the ban in exchange for MLB calling off the dogs and not pursuing further action regarding his gambling.

People see, hear, comprehend what they want to.
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So Trevor Bauer goes out and tells the Dodger batters what is coming. He signals with his glove. His line today:

3.0 IP
2 hits
0 runs
2 k's

which reporter is gonna ask him..."so, is sign stealing really that big of a deal"?
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I thought it was just for one batter?
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https://www.gocomics.com/tankmcnamara/2020/03/02
https://ts.la/eric59704
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YNWA_AG said:

I thought it was just for one batter?
oh maybe it was. the highlights I watched didn't show great contact though.
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Further proof we're living mortgage free in his dome.

Like seriously we've built a GD mansion.
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Guys, I think Mattress Mack needs to go to prison. How dare he profit off of the backs of KNOWN CHEATERS! The Astros need to return the trophy and his customers return their free furniture!
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Kashchei said:

Guys, I think Mattress Mack needs to go to prison. How dare he profit off of the backs of KNOWN CHEATERS! The Astros need to return the trophy and his customers return their free furniture!

Wait, shouldn't he sue the Astros for all the money he had to return to his customers for the furniture? If they hadn't cheated, they would have lost and he wouldn't have had to give away free furniture.
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Don't bring logic into this! Disband the franchise!!!
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Perfectly said

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Houston was hit by seven pitches in the first week of exhibition play, and that was food for the sharks looking for a story.

Alas, the Astros aren't even leading the Grapefruit League in HBPs (congrats, Cardinals!). Jose Altuve was hit on the foot by a breaking ball. Alex Bregman was hit in the back by a splitter from a guy who walked 24 guys in 57 innings in Class A ball last season. And something tells me the other Astros plunked by pitches -- Aledmys Daz, Dustin Garneau, Osvaldo Duarte, Jake Meyers and Alex De Goti -- aren't being targeted because of the 2017 Astros scheme, given that they weren't members of the 2017 Astros.
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Gig’em Aggies!
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